char:...did angel propose to me?
shroom: yep
char: and i did finger guns in return?
shroom: yeah, you did.
blu, reading out a fortune cookie: "if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same."
angel: kill two
shroom: so how was your date?
angel: it was fun! we almost got suprise adopted.
shroom: ...what?
char: we almost got kidnapped.
shroom: oh, okay.
shroom:
shroom: WAIT YOU WHAT-!
char: it's called cauliflower, sunny. it's not ghost broccoli.
blu, staring at the wall: i know what i saw
blu: bee, char's stuck in a tree.
me, making food in the kitchen: sorry, but right now i'm only leaving this house if there's a real emergency. like a fire or something. get shroom to help them.
blu: okay-
[five minutes later]
blu: bee, char's stuck in a tree that's on fire!
me: i hope you're not going to do anything stupid.
angel: i hope you're not hoping too hard.
me: i want to show you a photo from last night that really upset me.
shroom: okay but in my defense, char bet me 2 quid that i couldn't drink all that shampoo.
me: no that's not what i-
me: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?????
char, to me: you think that disapproving glare still works on me after all the times i've seen it?
