shroom: what's your favourite colour?
angel: char. wait, what was the question?
blu: it's 3AM. go to sleep.
me: time is an illusion, nothing matters and god is dead.
shroom: that seems like the type of thing a responsible parent friend wouldn't want you to be doing... good thing i'm the cool parent friend™️
me: show the haters how it's done by hating yourself more than anyone else 😎😎
char: if i killed someone, would you turn me in?
blu: no, but i'd use it against you all the time. like "are you gonna let me copy your homework or do i have to make a call?"
me, texting nikki in the middle of the night: do you think that washing machines and dryers are like friend friends or just work friends?
nikki: istg if you don't go to sleep i'm going to kill you
shroom: once i edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about
me: it's midnight. if any of you call me, i will kill you. if you are calling me to cry about fictional men, i'm sending you to therapy first.
angel: someone will die-
me: of fun!
