shroom: family game night! we're playing monopoly!
me: fuck no, this is a nice house that i don't want turned into a crime scene again
blu: it's just a game, it can't get that bad!
angel, coming downstairs: i will k!ll all of you if i have to- but not you char <3
char: aw, thanks
me, to blu: you see what i mean? this is the game most likely to end in death. ANGEL PUT THE KNIFE AWAY.
shroom: monopoly is fun!
me: bribing the police isn't!
char and blu: yes, it is!
me: NO IT ISN'T
angel: are we gonna play monopoly or not because i want an excuse to stab someone
blu: ngl angel kinda has a point
shroom: yeah! let's just play monopoly. it's the number one game in tearing families apart!
me: bitch, that means we're gonna have at least one murder on our hands.
shroom: i don't see the issue
char: me neither
