me: are you alright? are you hurt?
angel, char, cloud and honey: no, we're fine
me: oh thank god
me: then what the FUCK were you idiots thinking???!
nikki: what's your wifi password?
me: it's "bitchgetyourownwifi". no spaces.
me: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for a million quid?
char, to cloud: you shoot me and then when my leg gets better we buy a mansion, 12 ferraris and a private plane
cloud: if you shoot me too, we get two million dollars
char: good thinking! fuck the system!
me:
nikki: i wasn't listening but i strongly disagree
cloud: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
char: what the fuck cloud!???!
cloud: oh, sorry, my bad
cloud, whispering: hey bro, wanna help me commit a felony?
char, whispering back: yeah of course, what do you need
nikki: are you still doing that? how did you stay so dedicated?
me: the key is to tie your self worth so close to your success that any kind of failure seems worse than death
nikki:
me: focus. i mean that the key is to focus on a goal.
honey: i drink to forget, but i always remember...
char: honey, you're drinking a capri-sun
cloud: wow the language they speak in the uk almost sounds like english
me: i-
me: okay but do you like me or do you like like me
my girlfriend, literally on the altar: take a wild fucking guess
m (my irl friend) : would you date a guy that's shorter than you?
me: no
m: wow that's pretty shallow
me: m, i'm a fucking lesbian
honey: everyone has a gay cousin
me: i don't
me: shit i'm the gay cousin
