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Thirty Nine

*knock knock knock*

"Who is it" Patty calls "umm hi" Connor says "who are you" Patty says while opening the door "my name is Connor and I have no where else to go this is the fourth door I've knocked on" Connor lies "Well come in" Patty says "you're really pretty" Connor says "aww thanks, you're cute too" Patty blushes "are you single" Connor asks obviously knowing the answer "Yes" Patty lies surprising Connor "Well you wouldn't mind if I kiss you would you" Connor says "I wouldn't mind at all" Patty says before kissing Connor "let's go to my room" Patty says smirking

(A/N you know what they did)

*knock knock knock*

"COME IN" Richie calls "OKAY" Stan replies "hey Babe" Stan says hugging Bill "Hey Stanny" Bill replies "Stanny?" Stan smiles "Oh shut up" Bill say "I honestly hope Patty cheats" Stan admits "me too" Bill says "what took you so long? I sent Connor an hour ago" Bill asks "I went to Starbucks but the line was too long so I had to leave" Stan explains "hold on I just got a text from Connor" Bill says "what does it say" Stan asks "he did it" Bill says "SHE CHEATED! YESSSS! I mean oh no I'm so sad" Stan says "Better fix those acting skills because she's gonna see them when you break up with her" Bill says "oh Connor also said she asked him out" Bill says "yesss! What did he say" Stan asks "apparently he said yes" Richie says popping out of nowhere "what do you mean" Stan says "he was trying to make me jealous and said guess who got a girlfriend not knowing that I have my Ed's Spaghets" Richie explains "well now I'm gonna facetime Patty and break up with her" Stan says "no we're driving there" Bill says "why" Stan questions " I know you never loved her but you can't be so shallow to dump her over text" Bill says "you're right but why'd you say we" Stan says "Because I'm going with you" Bill says "Why" Stan asks "you'll see soon"

When they pull up to Patty's house

"I'll text Patty to come outside" Stan says l sending a text to Patty "oh there she is" Bill says "what is it" Patty says "I'm breaking up with you" Stan says "WHAT! What did I do" Patty asks already crying "You cheated on me" Stan explains "how do you know" Patty asks "Our friend used to date Connor and Connor bragged to them they told us" Bill explains in the sweetest voice he could use "Why is he here" Patty asks "because I need a wing man and also I'm breaking up with you because I like someone else" Stan adds "Is prettier than me" Patty asks jealously "He is way cuter than you" Stan says "you like boys too" Patty asks sadly "don't add too, I only like boys" Stan says "Ughh why can't we still date, he probably doesn't like you back" Patty says "he does" Stan says "how do you know" Patty asks "because he's right here" Bill says before kissing Stan "ugh I can't believe this" Patty cries "probably should've thought before cheating, have fun with your new boyfriend" Stan says before driving off