Honestly.. I don't know XD
(Silverfish POV)
I am so sad... I lost my friends, and my family to this terrible player. I was a baby when he attacked. He mined my home, and I came out. But then my family got out of their blocks and tried to protect me, but they died. I got away as fast as I can. I've tried to find new homes, but the blocks just aren't my type. I've tried the nether, but they treated me like an outcast. And don't get me started on the end. But one day, my whole life changed when I found him, BarBar123. He was just so beautiful. He thought that I was beautiful too. I told him that I didn't have a home, so he invited me to his house. It was perfect. It was made all out of stone. I guess you could say he was my true love. We went on a couple of dates here and there. But one of them was just perfect. He took me out to a fancy restaurant called, "Le Fancee Restaurant". We talked, laughed, and... Kissed. Our first kiss. It was really awkward. People around us got disgusted, and left. I didn't know what was wrong with them. After that, all of our dates were perfect. We gave each other sloppy kisses. It felt so good. Then, we got married. It was the best day of my life. After the wedding, we threw a big party and it drunk, thanks to those nausea potions. BarBar was really drunk an took me into his room. He told me to wait on his bed while he was going to do something. -This part of book has been removed for the younger audience- The next morning when I woke up I felt really bad. So I went to the doctor and found out I was preggers, and the father was BarBar...
-Time Skip-
The baby was born. We named him BarBar Poseidion Nauticus Arnold Herita the Third, or BBPNAHT for short.
-Time Skip Again-
I am so sad, BarBar and BBPNAHT died in a car crash. BarBar was driving BBPNAHT to college, when a drunk guy ran into them... I don't know whether I should live anymore. I've decided, I should just wander the world and be a hobo... Goodbye civilization.
FluffehMouse there you go. Happy?
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Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
AcakWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
