Hi, this is my first chapter back. I read all my books that I wrote, and they were so cringey. Anyways, here are some jokes.
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Those times when you have those weird conversations with your friend and you're thinking, "If anyone heard us right now, we'd be put in a mental hospital."
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct can't fix it.
There used to be two boys called "Shut-Up" and "Trouble." They were friends but got into fights once in a while. One time, after getting ice cream, Trouble's ice cream fell. Trouble stole then Shut-Up's ice cream and ran away. Shut-Up started to run after Trouble but eventually stopped, sat on a curb, and started crying. A police officer came and asked, "What's your name?" Shut-Up replied, "Shut-Up." The officer got mad and said, "Boy, are you looking for trouble?" Shut-Up then said, "Yes! I am!
I was growing up as a kid once, that's the best time to grow up.
A little kid was going to his first movie by himself. He bought a ticket and went in. A minute later, he goes back to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why are you buying another ticket?" The kid then says, "Because the guy inside ripped the first one up!"
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I don't have the same kind of humor as myself when I was writing these jokes, so sorry if they aren't funny.
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Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
RandomWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
