Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)

Bunch O' Riddles

(WARNING: PUT ALL YOUR ANSWERS ON A PIECE OF PAPER SO YOU DON'T FORGET THE ANSWERS)

1. Mary's father has five daughters-Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono... What's the fifth daughter's name?

2. In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink chair, a pink plant, a pink TV, a pink couch, a pink bed, everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

3. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

4. Throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

5. You can catch it but you can't throw it. What is it?

6. What starts with the letter "t", is filled with "t", and ends with "t"?

7. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

8. How many months have 28 days?

9. A horse is chained to a 24-foot chain. An apple is 26-feet away from the horse. How did the horse eat the apple?

10. If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house out of yellow bricks, and a pink house out of pink bricks, what is a green house made out of?

11. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

12. They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

13. How do you make the number one disappear?

14. Tuesday, Sam and Peter go into a restaurant for lunch. After lunch, they got the bill. Sam and Peter didn't pay the bill. Who did?

15. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?

16. What has 88 fingers but can't open a single door?

17. A monkey, squirrel, and a bird are having a race to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first?

18. Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. Each catch a fish, but wen they come home, there are three fish. Why is that?

19. The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?

20. What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 100 letters?

21. What loses it's head at day and gets it back at night?

22. How many seconds are in a year?

23. What has no flesh, feather, and bone, yet still has fingers and thumbs of it's own?

24. What 8 letter word has 1 letter in it?

25. What belongs to you but is used more by others?

26. Who can shave 25 times a day, but still have a beard.

27. What is it that you can break even when you name it?

28. What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?

29. What kind of room doesn't have any doors or windows?

30. I know a word of 3 letters. Add 2 more and fewer there will be. What is it?

31. Paul's height is 6 feet. He is an assistant at a butcher's shop. He wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh?

And that's all I picked out of 80 riddles! Feel free to put your answers in the comments!