Ok, so this isn't what I do, but I just wanted to make a story about a Sagittarius stereotype.
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Wake up
Eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Froot Loops for breakfast
Goes to gym
Sprints on treadmill
Drinks a gallon of water
Goes to grocery store
Somehow makes a bargain for 20% off his purchase
Goes back home
Dresses up for party tonight
Ends up with a polo and fancy shorts
Goes to party
Gets drunk
Somehow gets arrested
Gets bailed out by their buddy Leo, Capricorn, or Aries
Goes home
Spends time on their phone
Goes to sleep
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So did you like it? I don't think it's that good, but then again, I'm not that confident in myself. If you want me to do this for another sign, then just ask in the comments! Byeeee!!!
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Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
RandomWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
