Me: *Washing my car*
Friend: Hey, are you washing your car?
Me: *Insert sarcasm* No, I'm watering it to see if it will grow into a bus.
Friend: ＼(-_______-;)／
YOU ARE READING
Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
RandomWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
Watering Cars
Me: *Washing my car*
Friend: Hey, are you washing your car?
Me: *Insert sarcasm* No, I'm watering it to see if it will grow into a bus.
Friend: ＼(-_______-;)／
