I had this from mah other account, figured I would put it here. :P
This will be your whole life. Pick the month and day you were born, and pick your favorite color!
MONTH:
January: I stabbed
February: I robbed
March: I banged
April: I shot
May: I ran naked with
June: I ran shirtless with
July: I teased
August: I slapped
September: I kissed
October: I jumped
November: I ate expired food with
December: I hugged
DAY:
1. a rockstar
2. a bag of bagels
3. a toothbrush
4. a homeless man
5. an astronaut
6. a jock
7. a hot guy
8. myself (HAH LONER)
9. a snowman
10. a hot girl
11. a pizza costume
12. Chris Brown
13. an Easter egg
14. a parrot
15. an alien
16. a random boy / girl
17. Annoying Orange
18. Spongebob
19. Cookie Monster
20. Barney the Dinosaur!
21. Mickey Mouse
22. the person to your left (if there's no one, then the first person you see :P)
23. a spatula
24. my books
25. a bowl of cereal
26. my hoodie
27. YOUR crush 😂
28. a teletubby
29. a Lego
30. my pants
31. a rock
FAVORITE COLOR:
Red: because I'm crazy like that!
Orange: because I'm an astronaut
Yellow: because I could
Green: because I like shoelaces!
Blue: because that guy stole my taco!!!
Turquoise: because a dream
Purple: because the gummy bears are talking to me!
Pink: because I love cheese
Grey: because I have AMAZING hair!
Black: because I was bored...
Brown: because I poked you
Other: because aliens abducted me and did tests on me but Mario rescued me from the french fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU ARE READING
Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
RandomWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
