I was in a restaurant one time when I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I thought that I could time my farts to the beat. When I was done, everybody was looking at me. Then I remembered... I was listening to my iPod.
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Musical Farts
I was in a restaurant one time when I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I thought that I could time my farts to the beat. When I was done, everybody was looking at me. Then I remembered... I was listening to my iPod.