I'M SORRY I LIED!!! In the "Riddle Me This..." chapter, I said I would post the answers to the riddle in two days? Well, I lied, I say two days and it's been a week or two. So if you mad at me, then you can throw your imaginary dictionary at my imaginary face ok? Now, on to the riddles.
1Q. You hear your doorbell ring at 3 A.M. in the morning. It's your aunt and uncle. They have came to visit for awhile, they say that they are hungry, so here is what you have: strawberry jam, a box of blueberries, a box of frozen waffles, and a jug of milk. What will you open first?
1A. The answer is: the door of your house. DUH! How else are you going to let them in?!?!?!
2Q. You are in a psycho's house during a power outage. While you are exploring the house, you find three rooms: a red room, a blue room, and a yellow room. Suddenly, you find the psycho. This is what he says, "If you don't want me to kill you, then you have to pick these three choices: in the red room, you have to stay underwater for ten minutes, in the blue room, you have to stay on an electric chair for ten minutes, and in the yellow room, you have to fight a grizzly bear. Which one can you do and survive?
2A. The electric chair. Want to know why? Well, I won't tell you, you have to figure it out by yourself. I'll put the answer at the bottom so you can check if you're right ok?
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Lol I bet you didn't even read the story again XD. Oh well, the answer is the electric chair because you are in the house DURING A POWER OUTAGE! If you really did read the story and figured it out then give yourself a little pat on the back. I might put more riddles and stuff like that on the book if I find a time where I'm not that lazy.
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Lol Your Pants Off (A Joke Book) (On Hold)
De TodoWarning: Reading this book will make you laugh so hard that your pants will fall off or your guts will explode. Read this with caution. If you do survive reading this, add this to your library... DO IT!!! Currently on hold... Sorry...
