Haha, Incorrect Quotes Generator is spammed by yours truly.. some of them might be from stuff I saw before too.
LES GOO! (Also im censoring the swear words-)
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Veteran: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Veteran: *punches a wall*
Veteran: ...
Veteran: Player, take me to the hospital.
Player: *loses again*
Player: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f***.
Mr. Cheese: People always ask if im a night person or a morning person.
Mr. Cheese: When im barely even a person.
Player: I can't think straight! This situation is too much to handle!...
Veteran: How does a gay man even think straight?
Mr. Cheese: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Player, being the Impostor: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Mr. Egg: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Player: You kill people for money?!
Mr. Cheese: I can explain!
Player: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Veteran: What did I just witness.
Captain: Player, are you blind?
Player: No, why?
Captain: Then why can't you see that I love you?
Player: Because, love makes you too blind to see it for yourself.
Mr. Cheese: I can explain.
TheGentleMan: Can you?
Mr. Cheese: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Player: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Veteran: It's not a joke.
Veteran: *sniffles*
Veteran: I'm a legit snack.
Captain: You're cute.
Stoner: Aw, thanks. I love it when we best friends can say these to eachother.
Captain: ...
Captain: Im gay.. (He's Bi-)
Engineer: Let's play.. who stole my helicopter?
Player: It's not me!
Gnome: It's not me!
Veteran: I think it's him.
Captain, crashing to a building: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAN!-
(Hah, I wonder what reference this is..)
Mr. Cheese: Player, what ya got there?
Player: A losing streak.
Engineer: Gnome and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Gnome: Sentences.
Engineer: Don't interrupt me.
Player: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Veteran: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Player: ...
Player: Are you breaking up with me?..
Ninja: (In japanese) You are the most loved being in the universe.
Bro: Hm? What did you say?
Ninja: (In English) I said, you are the biggest, most awful, most tragic event in human history.
(Another reference ;D )
Mr. Cheese: Change is inedible.
Mr. Egg: Don't you mean inevitable?..
Mr. Cheese, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
TheGentleMan: How much for the hospital fees?
Stoner, being high: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Captain: Stay woke monsterf****** ur love is out there!!!!!
Stoner: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
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Fanfiction• This is basically where I just- draw about aul, talk about my headcanons about the aul crew, incorrect quotes and more- It's probably trashy :'0 I don't have a schedule on when to update a book like this but I do draw and read around wattpad often...
