Basically, Fall guys logic quotes. or- some might be convos and incorrect quotes they said tho- les go!
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Veteran: See you at the bottom, kid.
Player: B-Bottom?..
Veteran: Alright kid, you think you're hot stuff? (Then continues talking)
Player:
Veteran, to Player: I'm not your friend, I'm your worst nightmare.
Player: I want one of those unicorn skins!
Player: *Gets Yellow* Oh sweet, yellows my favorite!
Veteran: *Vietnam Flashbacks* It's cursed! Yellow always loses!
Player: Oh come on, that's a bit superstitious don't you think?
Veteran: *Grabs and carries Player* Just look around, kid.
Player and Noob: *Supporting and loving each other*
Veteran: Hey, no more lovey dovey crap!
Veteran: Now what's your name, Private?
Noob: Oh! My name is-
Veteran: Wrong, It's Noob.
Veteran: Anyways, whose first?
Player: Wait.. we have to jump over this?!
Noob: Yeah.. it seems pretty far.. Is there any way we can-
Veteran: *Throws Noob off*
Noob: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Player: Dude.. That's my girlfriend.. you can't just be pushing people o-
Veteran: *Throws Player off* And.. there you go.
Player: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noob: Besides.. Pookie bear would never hurt his hunny bunny~
Player: *Flustered*
Veteran: Ew, you guys make me sick!
Veteran: Are you going to be able to make that final play? To eliminate the person you love most?
Player: I didn't think of that..
Veteran: You won't have the guts to steal someone's hard earned tail seconds before the timer runs out.
Player: He's right.. I- can't do it..
Player: Wow, I can't believe it. My girlfriend won on her very first match!
Veteran: You don't even see it do ya?..
Player: What're you talking about?
Veteran: *Gets closer to Player* You fell right into her trap. She's no noob, kid. Didn't you question how good she was for someone allegedly in their first match? She played you like the sad, gullible dum-dum that you are. Remember what I said the first game we played together? Noobs always lose.
Player: That's crazy, my girlfriend's not some kind of evil genius..
Noob: *Evil laughter intensifies*
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Anyway, I was bored so that's why I did this xD Hope you enjoyed-
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Fanfiction• This is basically where I just- draw about aul, talk about my headcanons about the aul crew, incorrect quotes and more- It's probably trashy :'0 I don't have a schedule on when to update a book like this but I do draw and read around wattpad often...
