Among Us Logic Stuff :>

•Veteran Being The Best Dad•

Hah, I have no idea why I made this but it's funny as heck.

It's Father's Day today too-

This is gonna be very cringy-

Basically, If PlaTeran had 2 Children named Victor and Pia and they went to DisneyLand- HAVE FUN, DEFINITELY ORIGINAL AHA-

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Veteran, to Pia and Victor: We made it to the happiest place on earth it's 9AM I gotta schedule every minute 'til 9PM, Pay attention and stay close.

Veteran, on a video call with TheGentleMan and Mr. Cheese: I just flew my family halfway cross America to visit Disney and all my homeschool kids wanna visit is the Hall of Presidence?!

TheGentleMan: Uh-

Mr. Cheese: Sounds nice?-

Player, trying to catch Pia: STOP CALLING AND ACTUALLY HELP!

Veteran, making his family get lost: Player, we need a map-

Pia: *sees bedazzled mouse ears* :00 I want these!

Veteran: $45 Dollars for bedazzled mouse ears?! Pia, you want these or YOU WANNA GO TO COLLEGE?

Pia:

Player: We can pay for it y'know..

Victor: Mom, can we go swimming?

Player: S-

Veteran: IT'S 9:30 IN THE MORNING IT'S TOO EARLY TO GET WET!

Veteran, To Victor: We're not waiting for half an hour for the impression of France!- "Eat a baguette and lose a world war." That's my impression of France!

Player: Veteran, no.

Veteran: Uhh.. Let's go to space mountain!-

Player: It's this way!

Veteran, holding the map: NO THAT'S WRONG, SPACE MOUNTAIN IS THIS WAY!

Pia and Victor: Nuggets! :OO

Veteran: NO YOU CANNOT HAVE GOOFY SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS! Sit down your father made ham sandwiches-

Player: I did?-

Pia: *Crying because she can't find Elsa*

Veteran: Listen Pia, she's not coming out today. That dream to meet Elsa? You gotta let it go.

Player: This is not how we comfort them Veteran-

Victor: Can't I go all by myself?

Player: Victor, No-

Veteran: Oh you wanna go to a small world all by yourself huh? Well it's gonna turn into a pretty big world when you come outside and you can't find your parents!

Victor:

Player: Imma just take a quick photo, wait a sec Vet!

Veteran: Oh great now my husband wants a photo with Gaston, PERFECT-

Pia and Victor: *Tired from walking*

Veteran: Well hurry up make believe your feet aren't sore! This is Disney, use your imagination!

Veteran, pointing to a jail cell: See these locks here kids? That's what happens when you disobey your parents.

Pia and Victor: M O M ? !

Player: VETERAN NO-

Veteran: You know what I wanna ride? A PARK BENCH IN THE SHADE.

Pia: That's not a-

Veteran: I S A I D I W A N N A R I D E-

Veteran, talking to Player: We have been here for 10 hours!- I mean.. my love language is quality time but not this much-

Player: Too bad you're gonna have to live with it, Veteran.

Pia and Victor: *excited noises as they wait in the Toy Story Line*

Veteran, checking the waiting time: A FOUR HOUR WAIT FOR TOY STORY?! THAT LINE IS TO INFINITY AND BEYOND-

Veteran, leading his family to another ride: I feel like we're going the wrong direction..

Player: You think?

Player: We should probably stay in a hotel.

Veteran: Well is it air conditioned? If not I don't wanna go.

Victor: *Walking away*

Veteran: If you don't come back here in the count of three I will spank you into tomorrow land!

Player, holding Pia: For the last time, we're not spanking them either!

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Man, ever wish meeting your dad to get to know him better?-

Anyways.. I WISH I HAD THIS TYPE OF DAD WE'D BE ROASTIN' TOGETHER ;-;

Hah, sad.

Hope you enjoyed a minute of cringe :> This idea was when I was the shower okay-

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