Yay, finally, i've been wanting to do this again for a while-
anyways..
Before we get into the quotes I just wanna say I won't be able to make art recently due to lack of storage in my device, therefore I might rarely post any art in this book.. although, I'm trying to figure out how to fix my lack of storage by deleting unnecessary and unwanted content in my gadget so far. Also, headcanon requests are now in store! If you have any headcanon requests you can always tell me through comments or Private Wattpad/PW Messages. Anyways.. let's get into this!
Ships that might be included:
PlayVet (Ever since you came and saw my profile and book, you already know this would happen.)
PlayCap (I mean- one word, yes.)
CapStone (My first ever ship to exist *+)
GentleCheese (MAH 3RD OTP-)
EggCheese (Look, I'm secretly a TomTord shipper okay?- a little. DONT ATTACK ME GUYS I SWEAR-)
GnomeGineer (EEP- THIS CUTE COUPLE-)
BroNja (Hah, A rapper with a random assassin is always a power couple.)
Let's Go!
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Player: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Mr. Cheese: Player, that's a coma.
Player: Sounds festive.
Ninja: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Bro: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police.
Captain: What is your biggest weakness?
Player: I can be uncooperative.
Captain: Okay, can you give me an example?
Player: No.
Mr. Egg: I made tea.
Mr. Cheese: I don't want tea.
Mr. Egg: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Mr. Cheese: Then why are you telling me?
Mr. Egg: It is a conversation starter.
Mr. Cheese: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Mr. Egg: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Mr. Cheese:
Veteran: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Player: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Veteran: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise!
Player: I beg to differ-
Veteran: Then Beg.
TheGentleMan: How many kids do you have?
Mr. Cheese, not getting enough sleep: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
TheGentleMan:
Player: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Captain: That's why I carry two swords.
Player: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Veteran: *chugs entire bottle*
Veteran: It's perfume.
Player:
Stoner: How much did you spend on this date?
Captain: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Player: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Captain: Aww-
Player: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Captain:
Player: I love you.
Veteran, not paying attention: What was that?
Player: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Engineer: *seductively takes off glasses*
Engineer: Wow...
Gnome: *blushes* Haha... what?
Engineer: You're really fucking blurry.
Player: You're not jealous, are you?
Captain: No!
Player: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Mr. Cheese: Just a minute! I need to go take out the trash.
Mr. Egg: Oh, We're going out?
Mr. Cheese:
Mr. Cheese: Babe.. you alright?..
Mr. Cheese: We have a problem!-
Player, carrying a drunk Veteran: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
YOU ARE READING
Among Us Logic Stuff :>
Fanfiction• This is basically where I just- draw about aul, talk about my headcanons about the aul crew, incorrect quotes and more- It's probably trashy :'0 I don't have a schedule on when to update a book like this but I do draw and read around wattpad often...
