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Yes, just- live with these, mkay? I have school to attend to.

These are just my opinions and preferences, if you have different ones that's fine.

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TheGentleMan: Mr. Egg, keep an eye on Mr. Cheese today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Mr. Egg: Sure, I'd love to see Mr. Cheese get punched.

TheGentleMan:

TheGentleMan: Try again.

Mr. Egg, sighing: I will stop Mr. Cheese from getting punched..

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Bro: Me and Ninja are having a baby.

Veteran: Woah, pog!-

Bro, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Veteran: WaiT-

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Mr. Egg: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Player: I'm a knife.

Veteran, from across the room: He's the little spoon!

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TheGentleMan: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MR. EGG'S BODY??

Mr. Cheese: What didn't I do with the body?

TheGentleMan:

Mr. Cheese:

Mr. Cheese: Okay, that sounded more wrong than I intended- I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Bro: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Stoner: Just rip the bandage off.

Bro: It's Ninja.

Stoner:

Stoner: Put the bandage back on.

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Player: What's a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?

Engineer: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Veteran: S m a d .

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Player, driving Veteran and Captain: So, how was your day guys?

Captain: We almost got surprise adopted!

Player: Uh, what?

Veteran: We almost got kidnapped.

Player: Oh, okay!

Player:

Player, slamming on the breaks: WAIT WHAT?!-

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Veteran: Are you sure this is the right direction, dude?

Ninja: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Bro: In that case then, we're definitely lost.

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