Saiibo oneshots (finished)

Tequila (Joseph) Keebo

Requested by:me (Flaming_SaiiboAce )
Fluff
Warnings:none
Sensitive?-cannot be
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Yes we I am making some crossover between Jjba and Danganronpa...I'm jumping between fandoms...dont kill me, but I had to do this
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Keebo pov

I was walking to the destination of my friends house, he said that he had a relative that can help me with my problem. You see I like Shuichi very much, but he is straight and I need his attention.

And I will cross the line by dressing as a girl to get his attention.

I went into the house and a man opened the door, he had brown spiky hair, he was wearing a crop top, a green and orange scarf and some skinny jeans "yes! CAESAR Keebo is here!" He yelled and he the pulled me by the hand "hello, come in!" He yelled and dragged me into the house.

He let go of my hand when we came I presume to a living room, there was another man, he was blond and had a headband with some wings stuck in it, he was wearing a blue jacket and some white jeans with a white shirt.

"Hello Amico" he greeted and stood up "my name is Caesar Zeppeli and this goof there is Joseph Joestar" he pointed at the kitchen and Joseph was stuffing his face with cookies. We both heard a muffles 'hey!' And he dashed into the room.

"Anyway, we heard you have a problem with getting yourself a guy. My sibling told me that you need to dress up..." Caesar said and Joseph got a lenny kinda face "and I have just the thing!" He yelled and Caesar sighed, Joseph dashed into the other room...

3rd pov

Caesar looked at Keebo and smiled "mi dispiace he can be like that" Caesar said and lead Keebo the room, where Joseph was looking trough the wardrobe "amore mio what are you doing?" Cesar asked as him and Keebo were looking at Joseph.

Then...

"AHA! Found it" the English man said and pulled out a pink dress, Caesar got a horrific look and just walked out "Mangia merde e morte Joseph!" He yelled and stormed out of the room, but quickly came back "why?" He asked and Joseph smiled "well he has to impress the lucky guy right...come on Keebo lets go!" He said and pulled Keebo by the arm so he can change...

Keebo pov

'Why am I wearing this?' I looked at the mirror, the dress wasn't that bad but the makeup was awful, but I do look like a girl...kinda.

I smiled and came out and showed myself "oh mio Dio" "you look perfect!" They both said at the same time. Joseph stepped closer "now any guy would like to be with you" he said as he put me in a side hug "Joseph..." Caesar started but quickly hot cut off by Joseph "shhhhhh...I looked fabulous as well when I was wearing this" he said.

He turned around and clapped his hands, Caesar but his hand on his face and sighed "now, you go and impress that guy. He would fall for you ASAP" Joseph said and walked me to the front door "and dont forget...just rely on your luck" he added 'wait what-?!' He slammed the door "god dammit" I grumbled and walked towards where me and Shuichi should hang out...

3rd pov

Joseph walked back and dusted his hands "he will fail you know that right" Caesar said and crossed his arms "well of course I know that, his friend is gay. I know cause he is a detective" Joseph smirked and Caesar bonked him on the head "you absolute buffon!...lets get some pasta" he added and Joseph cheered...

Keebo pov

I came and saw Shuichi standing there looking around...I stepped closer and we locked eyes. At that I saw sparkle in his eyes and he started to laugh. J looked away and I could feel my blush rise up "he- hahaha- hello Keebo-hahahaha" he said and I looked at him.

I soon started laughing as well and we both laughed there of my stupidity "why?-hahahah-why?" Shuichi held his stomach and I shrugged "I was just *sigh* hehe...I was worried since...you wont like me" I mumbled the last part and he looked up "what was the last thing? I didnt hear" he said and I looked up "you like girls and I though that id I dress ip as a girl you would..." he petted my head and hugged me "you fool, I....I liked you for the longest time now...I wanted to be in this meeting cause I wanted to tell you that...

Keebo I love you very much and I did like I said for the longest time...will you..be with me?" He asked and looked at me. I smiled and hugged him back "yes!" I yelled and I took out my bottle if tequila/don't ask where I got it/ and sipped out some of it.

Shuichi looked at me wide eyed, the sighed "fu*k it-" he started to drink as well. We were both passing the bottle when I figured something out "look the stars" I said and Shu looked at me "they are pretty..." I looked back at him "and hot..." yet again both of us were in a fir of laughing.

THE END

yas yas yas I enjoyed it very much...

Translate
Amico-friend
Anore mio-my love
Mangia merde e morte-eat sh*t and die
Oh mio Dio-oh my god
Pasta-macaroni/pasta

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