The Arctic Monkeys released there third album humbug now they were on tour me and Alex have been dating for a year and he asked me to go on tour with him I agreed
Me Alex and the boys were sitting in the tour bus with Jamie's girlfriend Katie I was sitting on the sofa with my legs on Alex's lap it was about 7:45pm
"I'm bored" I said Alex Turned to look at me
"Well wha' do yeh wanna do then" he asked
I started twirling his long hair with my finger
"Can I do your hair" I asked
"Why" he raised and eyebrow at me
"Cause I feel like I can make it look nice maybe curl it or straighten it" I said smirking
"No way" he stated
"Please" I gave him the puppy dog eyes
"No" he said again but with hesitation I knew I was closer to winning
"Pretty please" I begged
Alex groaned "fine let's go" he said I got up and so did Alex
We both got weird looks of everyone "where yeh going" jamie asked "just somewhere" I answered smirking "Teh do wha'" Jamie asked raising an eyebrow earning a smack on the chest by Kaite and a laugh from me and Alex
"You'll see don't worry we're not going to shag" I said walking way with Alex
We went into a little room there that had all our stuff inside it I fished out my hair things
I jogged back out the room
"Kaite" I shouted "yeah" she shouted back
"Can you come here for a sec" I asked
"Yeah coming" she came into the room
"Fancy helping me with Alex's hair"
"Omg yes" she jumped up and down with excitement
We got out our hair straighteners out and straightened his hair "how about we curl it" I asked Katie look at me "I'm hopeless at curling hair so your on your on" she said
"Okay don't tell the boys about this I want it to be a surprise" I said she only laughed "I won't"
It was only me and Alex in the room I curled his hair using the hair straighteners "I don't know how Yeh can do this all the time" Alex chuckled
"It's nothing really"I said giving him a quick kiss "can weh no do summat else or at least put music on" he said
"put a song on" I said handing my phone to Alex my phone "is yer password the same as always" he asked
"They day we met" I said Alex typed I the password and scrolled through my playlist of all the songs I liked "didn't know yeh actualleh listen teh mEh songs" he said "of course I do I love them" I said
"Ooo I like this song" he said he putting on the chain by fleetwood Mac
We were singing along I swayed my hips as I curled the other half of Alex hair
"And if you don't love me now you will never love me again" we sang from the top of our lungs
Alex looked at me in awe I looked down at him and gave him another quick kiss
"Can I turn you into a girl" I asked chuckling
"Why no' it'll beh a laugh" he said I took out my makeup bag once it finished his hair
Black velvet by Alannah Myles now playing
"I love this song it reminds me of my mums friends Scott" I said with a chuckle at the last part
I putted foundation on Alex it was a little bit too dark for him it would matched is he had a tan
Again I was singing swaying my hips to the music "babeh if yeh keep swaying yer hips like that in front of mEh weh won't get this done" he said raising an eyebrow
"Well sorry my hips don't lie and yours are incredibly good liars" I teased Alex just chuckled
I was almost finished with the makeup I only had eyeshadow eyelashes and lipstick to do
I predict a riot by kaiser chiefs now playing
I did a Smokey eye on Alex and putted eyelashes
"No No nooo yer gunna poke mEh fookin eye out" he said moving his head back
"Alex don't be pussy man up" I teased
"I am a man" he smirked
"Not if your shiting it from a eyelash" I said
"Hurry up and put it on" he said
I placed them on him and applied a nude lipstick
"Oh Alex you look stunning" I said suppressing a laugh
Alex looked in the mirror and laughed
"Yeh did an amazing job with it I just don't look right with it" he said
"Let's show everyone" I said kissing his cheek
We exited the room and made our way to everyone
"Everyone may I present Alexandria Turner" I introduced him as
Everyone looked in confusion and then saw Alex then burst out laughing
"Oh for fook sake I seen it all now" Matt said in between laughs
Nick walked up to Alex "hello there what's a pretteh girl like yeh doing here" he joked "fook off" Alex said laughing
After several jokes and pictures it was time for bed me and Alex went to take out makeup off
I showed him what to do
"Finalleh" Alex sighed when we went to bed
I climbed beside him and rested my head on his chest "I'm going to miss Alexandria" I said chuckling
"Yeah well Alex is back now" he said giving me a kiss on the lips
"I'm glad" I mumbled against his lips after we pulled away Alex closed his eyes as I ran my fingers through his hair soon enough he fell asleep I rested on his chest again and drifted into my slumber
