Next generation mlp

The elements

Jean-luc: Captain Catharine Janway, we came as fast as we could!
Catharine Janway: Thank you, Jean-luc . Thank you, all.
Jean-luc: Is this about the weather? And the animals' weird behavior? What's happening out there? Why isn't my magic working? Is there–
Catharine Janway : Follow me.
Catharine Janway: I've called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago, has returned. His name... is Q
Deanna: [squeal]
Catharine Janway : Q is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my lover and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Seven of nine and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone.
Riker: Alright, Captain!
Catharine Janway : I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever, but since Seven of nine and I are no longer connected to the Elements, the spell has been broken.
Jean-luc : No longer connected?
Catharine Janway : This is Canterlot Tower, where the Elements are kept inside since all of you recovered them. I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Q before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos.
Jean-luc: But why us? Why don't you–
Geordi: Hey, look! We're famous!
Catharine Janway : You six showed the full potential of the Elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe. Although seven of nine and I once wielded the Elements, it is you who now control their power, and it is you who must defeat Q !
Jean-luc: captain Catharine Janway , you can count on–
Geordi : Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. Chocolate rain!
Jean-luc: Don't listen to him, Captain. We'd be honored to use the Elements of Harmony again.
Beverly : Ooh. You can keep the Elements. I'll take that case!
Catharine Janway : Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Q with these!
All: [gasp]
Geordi : Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw.
Jean-luc: The Elements! They're gone!
Catharine Janway : That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!
Q: [laughter] Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?