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I'm going with any character who has a child in cannon at some point as far as I've read in the manga. These will all be family-centered fluff. I do not care about their husbands, just assume they are just are good family friends or are dead.

Erina  

-George is a very calm baby for the most part; still, to get him to sleep, Erina sings him lullabies. Her singing voice is so soft and beautiful, it takes your breath away every single time you hear her sing.

- Little George is such a well-behaved boy, if a little timid and tends to stick by you and Erina when there's other children around. 

-Despite this, he does make a friend in the headstrong Elizabeth, or 'Lisa lisa' as he nicknamed her. Both you Erina can see the childhood romance from a mile away. You and her took bets on who would ask the other out first. You were routing for George, but when the day came that he came running home blushing like a schoolgirl, you knew you'd been beat. Erina had brekfast in bed every morning for the rest of that week.

-You cried so hard at the wedding, like, you were not ready to let your little boy go and Erina was thankfully there to hold you and dry your tears. You cried even harder when the two of you became grandmas, you wanted to pinch baby Joseph's cheeks the instant you saw him. Thsings don't stay so happy though, and the both of you were devistated when you got word of what happened to George, and you swore to do your best to raise Joseph in his parent's stead.

Lisa Lisa 

-You first got to meet Joseph when he came to the island as an adult with a month left to live. You were assigned to him for training and got pissed off by his cockey nature almost immediately. 

- His is simultaneously the most stupid and smart young person you have ever met. His antics are both endlessly entertaining and annoying. Lisa lisa told you not to get wrapped up in the drama of the younger inhabitants of air supplena island, but you end up really bonding with Joseph over him telling you the latest shenanigans. 

-You howerver, do not like when he flirts with Lisa lisa. One night after dinner, you give her a little peck on the lips and Jojo is just left there sputtering while everyone else has seen this a million times. He's s confused and wonders if it's some sort of Italian thing before Ceaser just slaps the back of his head and tells him that You and Lisa lisa might as well be married.

- He's honestly takes the knowledge of Lisa lisa being his mom pretty well and he treats you like family. He calls you and Lisa 'fun mom' and 'hardass mom' respectively, but you always remind him that either of you could beat his ass if you wanted to and that he should be more respectful to Lisa.

Suzie Q

- Holly is a rather noisy baby, and there are a lot of nights were you and Suzie don't get a lot of sleep because you have to get up to calm the baby. Suzie is such a saint though, she never complains. You have to tell her many times that she can stay in bed and that you'll get up to check on Holly.

- She loves baking and cooking so much, she'll sit on the counter and swing her feet or climb on your shoulders to watch you cook. You have to tell her not to get herself burned so, so many times. Suzie tends to be pretty accident prone and same goes for Holly, so you end up patching up a lot of cuts and stuff.

- Turning up the radio and doing little dances with Suzie while breakfast cooks has become a daily ritual in the home, and Holly loves to join in. The both of you have to crouch down to hold her little hands, and she trips over her own feet a lot, but she gets back up every time with a big smile on her face.

- She makes breakfast in bed for the both of you every year for mother's day and it's always delicious. Every year is something different, from classic breakfast staples to some more interesting picks that make you wonder where she figured out how to make them. It's always really good though, so you can't complain. 

Holly

-It breaks both your hearts when he come home with tears in his eyes or bruises on him from bullies. You and Holly do everything you can to get the bullies to stop, but they don't. It hurts you to see Jotaro become so cold and distant, and you do what you can to show him that he's loved. 

- When Holly falls ill due to the activation of her stand, you stay by her side faithfully while Jotaro, Joseph, and Avdol go off the defeat dio.

-She insists that she's just a little sick, but you know better and do everything in your power to take good care of her. You're not as good at cooking as Holly, but you make all sorts of soups and other food that she can eat easily. You read her favorite magazines and books to her and you cuddle her whenever she asks. You know how much she misses being able to hold you and you miss it too.

- Joseph trusts you enough to tell you the truth about the trip and you call two or three times a week to make Jotaro feel better about the trip. He may not show it, but you know he misses you and Holly. With these frequent calls, you get to know each of the crusaders and start acting rather motherly towards Kakyoin and Polnareff. 

-You cry when Holly starts showing signs of  recovery, and you cry even harder when you finally get to see Jotaro again and you give him a big hug. You can see the pain in his eyes though, and all you can do is hold him tight and try to comfort him when you learn about what happened to Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy. 

Tomako

-Josuke is such a polite and well-behaved little boy, only having a temper when comes to his hair. You love playing video games and watching movies with him. The both of you hate when creepy guys go after Tomako, but each time are reminded that she's perfectly capable of dealing with them on her own. 

-Mother's day is the best, he somehow sets you guys up with a table for two at Tonio's at sunset and you have a great time. 

-Despite his kind and friendly nature, he doesn't have a lot of close friends until he gets into high school. The both of you are so happy to see him so happy the three boys having fun hanging out and playing video games together. 

-Tomako finds Okuyasu's antics particularly funny. You overheard a conversation between him and Josuke once: "Dude, your mom is hot!" "I have two moms, dude." "...is the other one hot too?" it has literally become a staple joke at home that never fails to make you laugh. She also is adamant that they are in love. Any movie night where Koichi conveniently had to do homework? She pulls the whole: "We'll just leave you two to yourselves." thing, but the two of you get to have a nice date night, so you don't mind.

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