•Sue to Will
"I smell failure.. oh hey Will!"
•Sue to the Cheerios
"You think that's hard? I'm living with hepatitis.. that's hard!"
•Sue to the New Directions [about their performance]
"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."
•Sue to Will
"If I were out to get you, you'd be pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now."
•Sue to the glee club
"Santana! Wheels! Gay Kid! Come on, move it! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! And Shaft!"
•Sue to Quinn [about her being pregnant]
"It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit."
•Sue to Will
"There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles in the dumpster outside your apartment."
•Sue to Will
"Is there any reason you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?"
•Sue to Rachel
"You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before."
•Sue to Brittany and Santana
"You two should be wetting yourselves with shame."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
