•Santana to Quinn & Puck
"Wanky."
•Santana to Kurt
"Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snixx just arrived on the Bitch Town Express."
•Santana to Principal Figgins
"Oh, great, so it was some bible thumper that complained."
•Santana to Kurt
"The finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow coloured ribbons to your hips."
•Santana to Mr. Shue & Quinn
"Oh please, she has a family, she's a mother!"
•Santana to Lauren
"Now leave, afore I ends you."
•Santana talking about Sam & Quinn
"So freaking charming."
•Santana crying to Brittany
"I try to be really honest with people, but I think that they suck."
•Santana to Sue
"A baby? With whose vagina?"
•Santana to Kurt
"Kurt this isn't violent this is clever. I taped it to my underboob."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
