•Rachel talking about Jesse
"I want him to be eaten by a lion."
•Rachel at her party after drinking too much
"It tastes like pink, IT TASTES LIKE PINK!"
•Rachel firing their new glee club coach
"You're fired, and I'm taller then you."
•Rachel after slipping on a buttered floor
"Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent."
•Rachel after kissing Blaine while drunk
"Your face. Tastes awesome."
•Rachel to Finn in the pilot
"You're very talented. I should know, I'm very talented too."
•Rachel to Finn about NYADA
"Trolling NYADA chat groups."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
