•Kurt to Mercedes
"Fashion has no gender."
•Kurt after being tied up and robbed
"Rough trade Santa, that's what happened!"
•Kurt to Brett
"You smell homeless Brett, homeless."
•Kurt to Sebastian
"I was distracted by your giant horse teeth."
•Kurt to Puck and the football team while being thrown in a dumpster
"One day, you will all work for me."
•Kurt to Finn
"You and your friends threw pee balloons at me."
•Kurt to Tina
"Did you vapo-rape my ex-boyfriend?!"
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
