•Sam trying to recruit new glee club members
"Quinn once had sex with a Latina lesbian"
•Sam to the glee club
"I'm Sam, Sam I am. And I don't like green eggs and ham."
•Sam to a black woman
"Do you know Mercedes Jones?"
•Sam to the boys
"It's broga. Yoga for bros."
•Sam in a voiceover
"Who is more rock'n'roll then Justin Bieber? No one."
•Sam to Mercedes
"When we were in glee club there were all different types of people. Gay, straight, black, white, Tina."
•Sam to Rachel
"Santana told me never to talk to you alone because you'd try to steal all my gold."
•Sam to Artie's recording
"There's a cat, in my backpack, in my locker, please feed her for me."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
