•Ryder making fun of Jake
"Nothing says I'm a badass like a razor scooter."•Ryder to Marley
"Then last March in the middle of a match... he crapped himself."•Ryder to Finn
"You sounds like Yoda dude."•Ryder to Jake
"It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it."•Ryder to Jake
"I wore a condom so I didn't make any apple fritters."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
RandomBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...