•Brittany to Santana
"I have pepperoni in my bra."
•Brittany to Santana
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
•Brittany to Kurt
"Heart attacks are just from loving too much."
•Brittany to Santana
"What, that sour patch kids are just Gummi Bears that turned to drugs?"
•Brittany to Kurt
"I think that you're the biggest unicorn."
•Brittany while putting on a new outfit
"I promise I won't pee in it."
•Brittany to Quinn & Santana
"Stop the violence"
•To Kitty & Quinn
"I know your name, it's Quinn. [I'm Quinn] Liar!"
•Brittany to the whole school
"I will make tornadoes illegal at McKinley."
•Brittany to Roderick & Rachel
"[They would never make fun of me] Not to her face no way."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
DiversosBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
