•Mercedes talking to the God Squad
"And my guess is Simon, that name is the gayest."
•Mercedes to Rachel
"I'd like to preserve you... in a jar in my basement."
•Mercedes to Finn & Quinn
"Quinn you look hot, Finn you look handsome, love you guys, but get lost."
•Mercedes telling Sue what she thinks broccoli is
"A toilet brush."
•Mercedes to Mr. Shue while coming late to practice
"I know I overslept. My alarm clock went off few minutes late this morning kinda shifted my whole schedule."
•Mercedes to Brittany & Santana
"Don't ask me, last guy I liked is Mayor of Gaytown"
•Mercedes to Kurt & Sue
"I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot."
•Mercedes to the Christmas Special viewers
"I think these are the end times."
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Glee Funny Lines/Quotes
De TodoBasically, funny lines like "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" And much more. *it's been forever since I've updated, and I don't know when/if I will in the future BUT thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed reading this short co...
