Football One-Shots :)

The Dress -- Brooklyn Beckham

A/N: Yes, #THEDRESS. Let's just say I've got innovative ideas. Don't even ask.

"But Brook, it's white and gold!"

Christina and Brooklyn were into this massive arguement about the colour of a dress that mysteriously showed up on the internet a few days ago and everybody questions its colour. 

Brooklyn saw black and blue, Christina saw white and gold.

"What the fuck Christina? Are you colourblind and you haven't told me? It's obviously blue and black!"

"Maybe you're the colourblind! It cannot be a different colour when I see it and a different one when you see it! You're either messing with me or it's invented by aliens."

"I want the last one!" Brooklyn said and laughed. He had started getting tired of this shit that was going on the internet. Mostly, more tired of Christina, who seemed to be believing every single thing she saw in there.

He was not messing with her. He really wasn't. He saw the dress black and blue, and that's what he was telling her.

"Ugh! I just.... Let me explain my point to you, Mr Beckham." Christina said and began philosophizing. "Let's see another picture okay? For example this one. This is a picture I took yesterday, of you and Romeo."

"Ewww I look terrible! Delete it now!" He said interrupting her.

"Shut up you're gorgeous as always! So, what do you see in this picture?"

"Romeo and me looking awful!"

"Fine. I see that too. But it's not possible to see something else, right? Like for example, instead of Romeo, Harper? Or instead of you, Cruz? Then we would have a picture of Harper and Cruz, not you and Romeo!"

"Okay..." Brooklyn said confused.

'We take photos in order to capture the moments, and we all see the same moment. There is no possible explanation why you're seeing this dress black and blue, other than you're kidding me!"

"But I'm not! I swear to God, I just see a black and blue dress!"

"Oh hold on. Kiki(A/N: I'm putting myself in bc I can ;)) just texted me saying it's black and blue."

"See? Even your friend agrees with me!"

"No no, she sees it white and gold. But she texted me saying it's actually black and blue and when people see it white and gold it means their eyes are reacting to the bad lighting. Case solved I guess."

"Guess what baby girl... I was right again!!!" He said bursting in laughter.

"Ughh fine! I give up you're always right!"

"Can we now go to bed? Your crap has been keeping me awake for hours and I need rest!"

"Kay, let's go. But don't act like you're even going to training! You've only been there once or twice, and that was to take a photo."

"Ouch! I don't even know why I still like you, baby girl!"

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Okay I did my best! I just got this idea this morning and I was like well why not! btw I just came back from my trip and it was amazing except the fact that Olympiacos drew 2-2 :( Butttt Arsenal won and Chelsea won but I don't really care about them :P I was watching the Capital One Cup Final singing ooooooo Santi Cazorla and nanananana Giroud most of time, and the rest I was planning ways to kill Harry Kane. I mean I'm against bullying, unless your name rhymes with hurricane. In that case, run. xD Anyways, my town's team won yesterday and I'm sooo excited :P But let's just skip trash talking and say this is for my friend Christina, whose wattpad acc I don't remember so I'll dedicate it later :P Before you say Brook is not a footballer, he's just David Beckham's son, he is bitches, he plays for Arsenal's youth team or u16 or something :) And now I have another one for a friend and then 5 for you guys :) My apologies to those who've requested sooo long ago, and they're still waiting, I had exams you guys :( Please vote and comment and request if you want :)

P.S. the weather's just fabbb <333

P.S.S. I just realized Brook's birthday is in two days :D

P.S.S.S. Apparently in the photo, Brooklyn is not one of the black guys ;) He's in the middle btw, that stupid blondie :P

Oh no guys! I began that PSing thing again!!!