Okay Tendou time.😎
I feel like Tendou would be the type of kid to be so so num to his parents arguing he would act just as he would if there was no arguing. Lemme picture it for ya.
You are talking to Tendou like playing video games and laughing right? Next you start to hear yelling and loud racket coming from the kitchen, it's his parents arguing. Then Tendou is like "Oh that's just my parents don't mind them!"
Okay I feel like he would also make a video on tasting animal treats like. " Hey guys welcome back to my channel! Today we will be tasting animal food!" (Like I feel like those pumpkin dog treats wouldn't taste so bad👀💅they smell really good.)
Tendou is a Pansexual or Demisexual.
Change. My.Mind. Or both👀
In the future Tendou is a chocolatier so if you known him well and are friends with him he would probably give them to you for free on the house. But if he despises you and you despise him ( Which no one would) he would put nasty stuff in you chocolate like shriveled up cow manure.
Tendou would get into cop chases and would blast the music and listen to Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, and BTS. His favorite song currently right now is probably, #BrooklynBloodPop.
He forces Shiratoizawa to watch all of Dhar Mann videos. NGL I like watching those.
He reads on wattpad and listens to x listeners.
He probably twerks in public.
He does all nighters and one time got in a streak of 3 days without sleep.
He likes eating cool whip from the container, and likes drinking out of the milk jug.
One time it was so hot outside he filled up a tub with ice and some ice creams and swam in it.
He tried to stay 24 hours in a target.
He makes LPS videos.
He watches Shrek non stop." And so do I"
He likes traumatizing children.
He is probably very clumsy but that's okay❤️
He has pimples. Come of guys we need some body positivity here!
He likes going on fruit picnics and one time gave an ant pile a whole water melon.
He had some hamsters that all had traumatic deaths. Then he never got trusted in having a pet ever again.
He laughs and vomits when people make out in public.
He is a feminist.
He will hang out with his female friends and bark at the guys who cat called them. Like one time a friend of his got booty groped and he went to go grab the guys butt that grabbed his friends booty back.
He made a Shrek shrine in the schools lunch room.
Tendou Stans K pop and stans Namjoon.
"Like who wouldn't"🙄💅
He played Roblox so much that his key board is worn out from his fingers playing Roblox.
He watches Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Gavity Falls, Miracles Ladybug, Dora the Explorer, Steven Universe, and We Bare Bares on repeat.
Stans Nicki Minaj religiously.
Dresses up as a random food items and goes out into public with that.
He used to work at target and slapped a Karen in his Bannana outfit. 👀💅 "Oh no I hope their not hurt!"😌☕️
He went to church one day and played Montero While pole dancing on a cross.
He sometimes can't take serious conversations seriously.
( Sorry if this offends anyone I don't mean it to)
Well that was fun that's it for Tendou! Can I get a round of applause please. 🧏💁♀️
Thanks for listening besties!
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MizahFirst thing I'm posting on this sacred app. Im mainly posting this because I am bored, I want to write something I will have fun writing, and I want to test how to make post on this app. And read the title it says what it's about.
