Dear Diary
It's me, Konan.
Boys are hopeless. Today Itachi, Kisame and Pain were out doing things, meaning I was left with the idiots. Tobi came into my room at 6am asking for pancakes. Everyone was then woken up and I started making breakfast. It was all going smoothly until the gas stopped working, meaning the stove turned off. I turned to Kakuzu, who was meant to be in charge of our power, water and gas bills. "Kakuzu, you paid the bills, eh?" He stuttered nervously "Weell, you see, I-. I- I u-, PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!" That little!- He didnt pay the bill, can you believe it? Baka! Tobi then started wailing,"Wahahahah, I wanted pancakes!!!!" Moron. Anyway, after countless minutes of pestering, I was forced to go out to pay the bills and get food. While I was out, I got spotted by a bunch of Jounin, and they started chasing me around! Jeez. AND when I got back, Hidan was sacrificing an old man to Jashin, Deidara had detached his arm and was slapping Sasori with it while Sasori yelled, "ART IS ETERNAL, B***H!!" Zetsu was eating some odd chunk of meat and getting blood all over the couch. Kakuzu was making it rain with all my holiday savings. I slammed the door so hard it almost flew of its hinges! I cleared my throat and they all turned to me, their emotions a mix of confused and scared. I was P.I.S.S.E.D. I threw Deidara's arm into the lake, took away Hidan's scythe, I kicked Sasori where the sun dont shine, locked Zetsu in the freezer and took away half of Kakuzu's savings. I then went to my room where I found TOBI wearing my bra like Kakashi's mask. I screamed so hard his ears bled. I then locked him in the bathroom, strapped to the shower wall with chakra restraining cuffs and turned on to cold, hes now in his room buried in blankets.
Goodnight Diary.
