This morning I woke up to a bang, the boys rushed out, while I threw on a robe. What I found when I came out was a hilarious scene, the boys had seemingly been turned into kittens, while jonin nin chased them around. I sent out a rush of chakra hardened paper kunai made of paper bombs, pinning them to the ground before sending them flying off with the force of the explosion.
I led the kitten army inside before face planting onto the couch, annoyed with them. I locked them in Zetsu's room and went away to complete an assassination. I took out my target, a lowlife scum wanted for killing his father and his baby sister. He was easy to take down and I went on to complete the other's missions. I robbed a bank ( we need lots of money to sustain us), killed a few people , sold weapons to a few shady people and blew up a jonin housing tower near base. Sheesh, such a drag as Shikamaru would say. I flew home and arrived to a mess.
They had escaped. Hidan had his head stuck in a bottle of beer, Sasori was trapped in a puppet's mouth, Deidara had fallen into his clay stash, Kisame was tramping around soaking wet. The sink was overflowing, Kakuzu had ripped up all his money, Tobi had stolen my mochi and Zetsu was covered in mud. Itachi was sitting on the couch with his head resting on his paw, like he was face-palming. Pain was in my laundry basket purring. I threw them all in the bath (Pain was sitting in my dirty laundry and Itachi just wanted one) and cleaned them off. Then poof, they all turned back. Luckily Tobi screamed because he was buried so I got a heads up instead of turning back to face them. I shuffled away, not wanting to catch a glimpse of the boys in the nude (I mean Euugh, gross and thats just horrifying. i mean who would want to see a bunch of mod covered nitwits crammed into a tiny bathtub in the nude. EW!) Anyway, they got dressed and I explained what happened.
