Little Souls

Little Souls (119)

Author's Note: F I C T I O N

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JS: "Welcome back mga Kapuso, excited na ba kayo? Kasi ako excited na excited na sa one-on-one interview ko with this very smart and handsome young man. Welcome back to the show Richard Faulkerson the Third a.k.a Thirdy Faulkerson!"

"Maminta binis inkaw..."

"DAHAN DAHAN LANG LOVE...MADAPA KA..."

"Ayn ownkeeey Mama...mabadal mad nakad shi Maminta eh..."

MT: "Diyoskopo ako pa ang mabagal..."

JS: "Hello Thirdy, come here...dito ka maupo sa harap ko..."

"Duwon ankho Mama, Dada? Hindi ankho tambi dito?"

"NO, LOVE...YOU WILL HAVE A TALK WITH MISS JESSICA, WE WILL BE HERE TO SUPPORT YOU...OKAY?"

"GO LOVE, MAKE US PROUD OKAY?"

"Ownkeeeey...heyooow po..."

JS: "Hello Thirdy, ilang beses ko ng sinabi to pero pogi mo talaga. Do you know na you're so pogi?"

"Yensss bencause mhy Dada ins podi en mhy Mama ins pweeety..."

JS: "Oo nga naman, pag gwapo at maganda ang Dada at Mama, ganun din dapat ang anak. Okay lang ba kung magkwentohan ulit tayo? I will ask you questions and then you'll just answer..."

"Mama, Dada? Ayn answer quenstions?"

"YES LOVE..."

"Ayn answer fwam da hearnt?"

"YES...ALWAYS FROM THE HEART LOVE..."

"Ownkeeeey...heyooow po, ayn answer fwam da hearnt po, Ma'am Jensica..."

JS: "You're so adorable...Sige ha we'll start na?"

"Ownkeeey po..🤗🤗🤗"

JS: "What's your name and how old are you na nga ulit?"

"INTRODUCE YOURSELF LOVE..."

"Ownkeeey, heyooow ayn Tweendy Ponson, ayn twee yeans owd, mhy Dada ins Reyncharnd Ponson, mhy Mama ins Ningcomeyn Ponson..."

JS: "Galing—"

"—ayn fhurgant, ayn hab ah beybi sinster, hyer neym ins Teeenay, shenstill eyn mhy Mama's tamtam! Hyer eyg ins zewooo..."

JS: "Ay you have a sister and her name is Tinay and she is zero year old?"

"Yensss bencause hindeey pa sha nabas sha tamtam ni Mama kho, shaka wana pa shan birnthdeeey..."

JS: "Oo nga naman...zero year old kasi hindi pa lumalabas at wala pang birthday...ang smart mo...do you know that?"

"Dada sheeed, ayn ghant int fwam mhy Mama..."