Little Souls

Little Souls (17)

Author's Note: F I C T I O N

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Jose: "WHAT? No no kid, I am not Pambansang Nose! You know Allan? There, there in your left, that's Madam Allan, the pambansang nose! Meee? I am the most pogi! Pogi pa to sa ama mo huy!"

"Hehehe, yown sowww fawneey Taytay Nhoseeey!"

Jose: "Nhoseey? 🎶 Nhoseey balasey! Seeenoh, Seenoh bah akowww!"

"Hehehe ayn camn't Mama, Taytay Nhoseey ins sooow fawneeey..."

Jose: "Come here..."

"Ayn bwisss poooh Taytay..."

Jose: "Aaaah istogosanto! Kaawaan ka ng Diyos. Give me your hand, Darling...yan yan, what's this?"

"Nowsss"

Jose: "Is Taytay's nose big?"

"A litol..."

Jose: "Ayan litol daw litol...Now, go to Madam Allan..."

"Maminta Ayan?"

Jose: "Paminta? Anong paminta? Bakla yan, di yan paminta! Wala ka ng madudurog diyan!"

Allan: "Jose! Langhiya ka!"

"HAHAHAHAHA"

"HAHAHAHAHA"

Jose: "Go, you, you check Madam Allan's nose, is it big?"

"Yensss ins bhiiiiiiiiggggg!"

Jose: "Ayan, the baby will not make sinungaling, Allan. Very good! so, no calling me Nhoseey? Owkeey? I am Taytay Jose! Hooo-Siiiii! Ganon!"

"Whooossseeey..."

Jose: "Very good! Ayan, madali naman palang turuan. You want to play outside? We can play in the hagdan, we will Mambo Number 5, you want?"

"KUYA! BAKA MAG TINIDORA KA, HINDI PA NIYA ALAM YON, BAKA MA CONFUSE."

Jose: "Doncha worrry Meng...some other time, you know. Come here, let's join me, we will go there! Over there. We will say hi."

Vic: "Naku Richard and Nicomaine. Naku talaga! Bantayan niyo yang anak niyo baka anong kalukohan ang ituro ng kumag na yan."

Jose: "Bossing you have to trust me you know."

Joey: "Ang problema Jose yung bata mukhang walang tiwala sa'yo kanina pa naka kunot noo! Hahaha"

Jose: "I can handle this. Trust me. You speak Tagalog bata?"

"Taytay, ayn hab a neym, ins Tweendy, ayn nat batah..."

Jose: "Sabi ko nga di ba RJ, Meng? May pangalan siya? Ano pangalan mo?"

"Tweendy Ponson..."

"Dewende sa Punso? Ano ba kayo RJ, Meng! Bakit naman ganon ang name?"

"HAHAHAHA KALOKOHAN MO KUYA! THIRDY FAULKERSON KASI."

Jose: "Ay Thirdy, pala...Okay... Tweendy, Thirdy whatsoever, let's come. Come to Taytay, and let's make bulabog the people from ground floor to the over floor, over there!"

"Ayn gow windth Taytay Whoseey Mama, Dada?"

"OF COURSE...YOU SAY HI TO EVERYONE...OKAY?"

"Yensss Mama..."

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Jose: "I will be your tour guide, okay?"

"Okay Taytay! Toto Sham sham! Maminta!!!"