Little Souls

Little Souls (9)

Author's Note: F I C T I O N

Before the #DantesSquad meets #TheFaulkersons, dito muna tayo, feel kong tumawa eh. 😂😅🤣

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"Hello, gwapo kong apo...kiss Mamita...dali."

"Maminta! Hewoow po..."

"Beh, para naman yang paminta beh, hindi ako paminta! Si Mamita Ten Ten ako, ang maganda mong julalay kapag lumaki ka na! Di ba? Oh bongga beh! Ang gwapo mo! Pakiss! Gigil mo ako beh!"

"Maminta! Pweeesh instap kisheng Tweendy!"

"Ay tarush! Grabe ka sa akin, hindi mo ba ako namiss! I am the one in the video, you know when video calling? You know..."

"Ayn remyemberrr nyu, Maminta, Dada seynd yown sleeypen windth da mownstenss..."

"What? I am a monster?!!!"

"Noh, Maminta, yow wen nat da mownstenss bant yown sleepyen windth da mownstens, Dada seynd ins bechos nyu downt wampt ans cho gent herrt byn da mownstens...so, nyu nyeed cho bey windth deym...ins dat chrue, Maminta?"

"Ano ba yan! Hindi ako monster pero pinatulog ako with the monster? Langya! Ay sorry sorry, ewan ko ba diyan sa Tatay mo! In short! Pinain ako beh! That hurts beh!"

"OA MO, MA!"

"RJ!"

"OO NA, NASAAN SI SAM? AKALA KO MAGKASAMA KAYONG PUPUNTA DITO?"

"Naku RJ, asa ka pa don, busy yon sa jowabels niya, no!"

"Wans jowambens?"

"TSK...AYAN NA, YANG MGA BIBIG NIYO BA...COME HERE THIRD, WE WILL EAT MERIENDA NA, DO YOU WANT PANCAKES RIGHT?"

"Yens Mama, cam weeeh lent Maminta doyn ans, Mama?"

"Ayan, ayan, pakabait na bata..."

"OF COURSE, MAMITA CAN JOIN US..."

"Wawa man Maminta Mama, shen nends cho eant betosh shend be widnth da mownstens leynter...shend showd be pol, shend showd nant beh handreeey."

"Tama beh, total pinain niyo naman ako sa monsters so might as well, busogin niyo ako, come here bebeh, come to Mamita, we will eat all the pancakes!"

"Nant owl Maminta, wey nend cho shern int windth Mama, windth Dada, windth Tata Weeza, windth—"

"Beh! Ako ang nahihirapan, share to all nalang beh! Hindi ka pa nangangalahati sa mga pangalan ng buo mong angkan dito! Ay bonggang pancakes ito! Sa iHOP lang ako nakakakain nito ha, bongga talaga kayo no?"

"DAMI MONG SATSAT MA, UMUPO KA NA NGA AT KUMAIN NA..."

"Can Mamita sit beside the gwapong Thirdy?"

"Wenyt Maminta! Dada, ins ownkey, wyt? Nyu can sint bensyd Mama, ayn sit bensyd Maminta? Aym dowing cho menyk shure, shen wen eant pwenty, cho shen camn fynt da mownstens..."

"YEAH, SURE LOVE, FEED MAMITA'S TUMMY, SO THE MONSTERS CAN EAT HER MORE..."

"Grabe siya, Meng oh."

"PARA KAYONG MGA BATA, KUMAIN NA KAYO...HERE MY LOVE, WE WILL JUST PUT SOME SYRUP, OKAY? WE WILL JUST ADD MORE LATER...REMEMBER WHAT MAMA SAID."

"Yens, Mama...ins bahd fhur litol Tweendy..."

"YES...HERE, LOVE..."

"THANKS LOVE..."