Little Souls

Little Souls (19)

Author's Note: F I C T I O N

(Continuation from the previous Chapter)
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Bossing: "Hello, hello, hello fans! Pssst Jose! Halika na!"

Jose: "..."

Bossing: "Ano yan?"

Jose: "You didn't see it Bossing! I am just showing my very deep dimple...see that? Hey Dabarkads? See that? Ayn powdi! Ayn Joseeey da great! And no one, I repeat it! no one even the ALDEN RICHARDS can make, you, you know...anong English ng papantay Bossing."

Bossing: "Ha? Ewan ko sa'yo!"

Joey: "No one can surpass Jose, surpass..."

Jose: "Yown! No one can surepass this peys, you know, this is rare, once in a lifetime!"

"PHENOMENAL FACE BA KUYA JOSE?"

Jose: "Wag kang magsasalita diyan Alden Richards! Kanina pa ako naubusan ng English sa backstage!"

"HAHAHA GINUSTO MO YAN KUYA!"

Bossing: "Ano na?"

Joey: "Ito na nga! Allan, tanong!"

Allan: "Ito na...Ito lang naman ang dalawang characters na nabuo sa KALYESERYE na naghakot ng viewership sa buong mundo, humakot ng tweet counts sa TAMANG PANAHON sa Philippine Arena, at naging record holder sa Guinness Book of Record for the 24-hour hashtag during Tamang Panahon pa din. They are known as the PHENOMENAL LOVETEAM at yun nga nagkatuloyan sa totoong buhay!"

Bossing: "SINO?!!!"

Jose: "Aray ko Bossing, bakit naman nambabatok!"

Bossing: "Kasama sa script yon Jose, wag kang ano!"

Jose: "Ay! kasama ba?"

Bossing: "Sagutin mo na!"

Jose: "You know Bossing, Dabarkads, at saka Alden and Maine—ba't kayo tawa ng tawa? You know, you know my friend Frankie, right? Lamang lang talaga ng isang hilamos si Alden Richards doon! Kung naghilamos lang si Jose nung araw na yun, malamang si Yaya Dub talaga ang asawa niya."

Bossing: "Naghihilamos ba yung friend mo? Para namang bilasang isda yun!"

Jose: "Of course Bossing, he uses perfume when he make hilamos and take a bath!"

Bossing: "Perfume? Anong perfume ba? Ba't mukhang mabahong mabaho pa din yun!"

"HAHAHAHAHA"

Jose: "Alden Richards!"

"SORRY NA KUYA JOSE!"

Jose: "It's ALDUB...the answer Allan is ALDUB"

Bossing: "Ayown! Sinabi rin! Dami mo kasing alam!"

Jose: "Of course Bossing. I know everything...you know."

Bossing: "O sige mag knock knock na tayo!"

Jose: "Allan, we have a knock knock..."

Allan: "Who's there?"

Bossing & Jose: "ALDUB"

Allan: "ALDUB, who?"

Jose: "Music!"

Bossing & Jose: 🎶 Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Aah-Ah-Ah-Aldub.
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Aah-Ah-Ah-Aldub. 🎶

Jose: "From the top!"

Bossing & Jose: 🎶 Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Aah-Ah-Ah-Aldub.
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Aah-Ah-Ah-Aldub. 🎶