Author's Note: F I C T I O N
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"🎶 Hampeeeey birnthdeeey Wuwa,
Hampeeey birnthdeey Wuwa...
Hampeeey birnthdeeey, mhy dyeerr Wuwa...
Hampeeey birnthdeeey Wuwaaaaaaaa...🎶"LL: "Thank you, apo...Salamat, salamat..."
"Wuwaaa ayn hab samthin fhur yooo..."
LL: "Ano yan?"
"Insss meeeh, Tinay, Mama en Dada's gimp fhur youuuu...Hampeeey birnthdeeeey! Aywabyu, Wuwaaaaa!"
LL: "Ay salamat naman sa regalo ha, at bulaklak..."
"WHAT'S YOUR WISH FOR LOLA, LOVE?"
"Mhyn winsh fhur Wuwa ins dant sheeens oweeez instrong! Nky dinssss!!! Instrongggg! Wuwa, beee instrong onwkeeey? Bencause, Tinay weyn beee hyer soon, Wuwa...yooo neyd tooo carreeey Tinay, Wuwa..."
LL: "Naku, sana makarga ko pa si Tinay...at salamat sa wish mo apo, yan din ang dasal ko parati, pati sa Lolo mo, na sana maging malakas pa kaming dalawa..."
"Yensss, yooo en Wuwu...aywabyu!!!"
LL: "Mahal na mahal ka din namin apo..."
"Wuwa? Wantsss yooo winsh???"
LL: "Na sana abutan ko pa kayong lumaki, na sana abutan ko pa mga iba mong kapatid..."
"Ins oweeey Tinay fhur nawww Wuwa...no mowrrr aderr..."
LL: "Oo si Tinay at ikaw muna ngayon, pero sure ako gusto pa ni Mama at Dada mo na dagdagan kayo..."
"Haaawww meyneey Wuwa?"
LL: "Yan, tanongin mo sila Mama at Dada mo..."
"Hawww meyneeey Mama, Dada? Ins int a ghurl oh ah bhoy nyk me?"
"HINDI PA NAMIN ALAM ANAK, WE WILL SEE. ISA ISA LANG MUNA HA."
"KUNG ILAN LANG IBIGAY NI PAPA JESUS, LOVE..."
"Cam ay renquest tooo Papa Jensus?"
LL: "Ano man ang request mo apo?"
"Amfter Tinay, cam ayn hab ah beybi brader tooo?"
"GAME AKO DIYAN!"
"IKAW MANGANGANAK?"
"HINDI...PERO, LOVE NAMAN...DAGDAGAN PA NATIN, SARAP KAYA MAY ANAK."
"SA BAGAY...WE WILL SEE. THI-THIRD, WE WILL SEE OKAY?"
DB: "Ibulong mo kay Papa Jesus, apo, everytime mag pray ikaw."
"Onwkeeey Dadalu, ayn buyong it tooo Papa Jensus."
LL: "Malakas ka naman kay Papa Jesus, apo...pinakilala nga sa'yo si Tinay sa panaginip mo di ba?"
"Yenssss Wuwa...Papa Jensus sheed, ow ay need ins tooo be ah gooboy!"
LL: "Eh nag good boy ba ikaw?"
"Yensss Wuwa, dibaaah Mama? Dada? ayn a gooboy????"
"OO NAMAN, MINSAN MAKULIT LANG.."
"Seee Wuwa? ayn a gooboy!"
LL: "Mabuti naman...oh sha, halina kayo at kumain na tayo, ano pa bang hinihintay natin?"
MT: "Yesss! Kainan na!"
"Mamintaaa! Wag mooo ubushiiin an fud ha..."
MT: "Grabe siya, ang dami kaya niyan! Hindi ko mauubos yan, nak uy!"
"Ownkeeey Mamintaaa..."
MT: "Halika sabayan mo ako..."
"Ownkeeey Maminta...ayn wantch yooo eant! Yooo showd eant a litol Maminta so yooo tamtam weyn beeh insmol, nyk meee oh, ins insmoool."
MT: "Naku, diyan ka na nga sa mga magulang mo, gutom ang mga alaga ko nak..."
"Oweeengeee? Da mownsteeens?"
MT: "Yes the monsters!"
"Domwpt feeyd da mownsteens Maminta! deyn gowing tooo gent bhig in yooo tamtam en dey gowing to eant yooo! oweeengeee!"
"HAHAHAHA"
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"Wuwa! Maminta en I, hab an sumprays fhur yooo..."LL: "Ano yan apo?"
"Mamintaaa! cam heyer!"
MT: "Ito nak, suotin mo, props natin..."
"Insooo bhig!!!"
MT: "Okay lang yan..."
"Mama, inshooo bhig!"
"I THINK YOU HAVE ONE AT THE CLOSET, LOVE CAN YOU GET IT PLEASE..."
"OKAY, WAIT..."
LL: "Ano ba gagawin ninyo at complete outfit pa!"
"Sencreet Wuwaaa."
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"HERE...""Yehey!!!! Thank yooo Dada, Thank yooo Mama...ayn weeeediiii! Maminta! Ayn weeediii!"
Riza: "Go Mama and Thirdy!!!"
MT: "Ready na? Halika na...pwesto na tayo."
"Mama yow nhat joweeen uns???"
"SI DADA MO, BAKA GUSTONG MAG JOIN..."
"EH KUNG KASALI AKO, DAPAT KASALI KA DIN MA..."
"NAKU..."
"Mamaaaa, Dadaaa! sani kayooooo! Pweeesh..."
"ANO LOVE? GAME? MASTER MO TO NOON EH."
"EH, IKAW DIN KAYA! SIGE NA NGA! GAME!"
"Yeheeeeey! Ayn encyteeed! Wuwaaa! Ayn sheeeng! Wantch meee Wuwa!"
LL: "Ito na nga, ready na ako..."
"Tata Dyel2x!!!!! Myunseeeeeyyyykkkk..."
"MUSIC!!!"
"..."
🎶 Ding ko kanyang tandapinnnn
Na mawawana ka na shaaa ahkeeen
Nampangkanshangkit na maninig
na yayaw moh nah shaaaa ahkiiiiinnn
Hampdiiii at kinroooot an duwot shaking dadaminnn....
Diiii koooo na kanyang mabuyay sha mudoooo kooo mawawana kaaaaaaaa
shaaaam peeeeeliiiiiiinggg kooooooooo 🎶"Riza: "Jusko beh! Feel na feel mo talaga! Hahahahaha hang cute!"
Angel: "Hahahahahahahahaha ang galing lang!"
"OMY GOD! HAHAHAHA"
"THAT'S HOW YOU STEAL A SHOW!!! ANAK NGA KITA! HAHAHA"
MT: "Yehey! Galing galing kong magturo di ba? Oh may pa pikit pikit pa! Hahahahahaha"
DB: "Wala na RJ! May papalit na talaga sa inyo! Ayan na oh, mag so-songer to paglaki! Galing galing ng apo ko. Isa pa nga?"
"Wuwaaaa! Anyooo hampeeey?"
LL: "Apo! Galing galing mo!"
"Wuwu? Madaling ba ankooo???"
LD: "Sobra apo, ulitin mo nga, Rj, doon mo nga ilagay sa may lamesa, para may entablado siya."
"Yensss Dadaaa! Ayn sheeeng!"
"OF COURSE! GALING HA! KUHANG KUHA MO NAK! PWEDE KA NA MAG SINGER TALAGA, PERO SAKA NA PAG DI KA NA BULOL! HAHAHAHA"
"Hindiiii ankho buyol Dadaaa!"
"OO NA HINDI NA, SIGE AYUSIN MO..."
"Ownkeeeey! Tata Dyel2x!"
Angel: "Yes yes I know..."
"Myunsiiiikkkk!"
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Author's Note: I just had to put that. Kasi naalala ko ang IYAM. #RIPAprilBoy
BINABASA MO ANG
Little Souls
FanfictionBOOK 2 of Naked Souls A series of fictional conversations of Mendoza-Faulkerson family. - Richard Faulkerson III (Thirdy) - Celestine Dei Faulkerson (Tinay) STARTED: 8/24/2020