Anything random

Model

Me: *points at table* LAY DOWN

Model: *sits on table*

Me: LEAN ON ONE ARM

Model: *lays down holding herself up by her arm*

Me: now cover your mouth with your other hand

Model: *covers her mouth with her hand*

Me: good, NOW STAY LIKE THAT AND DONT TALK

Artist: hmm where should I start *starts painting*

Model: don't take to long mister

Artist: I'm a lady and art takes time

Me: SHUT UP HARMONIE

Model: *mutters* shut up Rachelle

Artist: hmm how does this look?

Me: *walks over to the painting*

Model: *moves when no one is looking*

Me: hmm it looks good, but it's obviously not done

Artist: yeah I just gotta fill in the cracks

Random: *doing some weird funny things*

Model: *laughing*

Me: STOP LAUGHING *notices random* SHOO GET LOST

Random: *fall off window sill*

Model: *changes position again*

Me: anyway

Random: *gets back up and starts banging on the window*

Me: GO AWAY

Random: *pointing somewhere*

Me: * looks over to where she was pointing and sees fire* *gasps*

Random: *calls firemen* hello there is a fire at 100 ballington street hurry

Firemen 1&2: *rushes is and starts extinguishing the fire*

Random: *climbs in through window*

Artist: MY PAINTINGS MY $1000 PAINTING

Me: here have a tissue *gives a tissue*

Artist: *starts wiping her painting* ITS JUST MAKING IT WORSE

Me: here's some water.

Artist: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THERES ALREADY WATER EVERYWHERE

Me: *throws bottle of water away*

Firemen 1: finished

Firemen 1&2: *rushes out*

Me: *points at model* I BLAME HER, IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH ALL THE OTHER MODELS

Artist: YOUR FIRED

Me: *points to exit*

Artist: *points to random* YOUR HIRED

Me: *points to table* POSE

Random: *sits on table and poses*

Model: OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Ok so this was my drama act today, all we had was a table, chairs and our selfs, model was played by harmonie102 and me was played by you guessed it me, I'm sorry for yelling at you like you was a dog harmonie, but it was fun.

LLAP