Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)

The Room Where It Happens

Phee: Hello guys! Today we're... pretty okay.

Peggy + Maria: *being closeted gays*

Phee: Let's just get going. Anyways, we have a special guest with us! 

Squider: *poofs in the room* Hello! 

Alex: *screams and jumps into John's arms* WiTCH

Laurens: AlEX yoU'RE sQUISHinG mE

Phee: Let's just get going... again. 

Hamilsquad + Burr: *trying to grab Alex off of Laurens*

[Burr:]

Ah, Mister Secretary

[Hamilton:]
Mister Burr, sir

[Burr:]
Didja hear the news about good old General Mercer?

Alex: *gets off of John* Yes?

[Hamilton:]
No

Jefferson: I thought you said yes?

Alex: This is the past Jefferson. THE PAST-

Washington: No. Calm down children. Jefferson, Hamilton. Sit down. 

Squider: *whispers to Phee* Are they always like this?

Phee: More or less. 

[Burr:]
You know Clermont Street?

[Hamilton:]
Yeah

[Burr:]
They renamed it after him
The Mercer legacy is secure

Lafayette: Don't say that! That's Hammy's trigger word. 

Hercules: *is restraining Alex*

Alex: Isn't this a little... overboard? 

Burr: I'd have to take Alex's side. He was actually was very polite about it. I think. My memory's a bit fuzzy. 

Theo: *pats Burr's head* Poor old man. 

[Hamilton:]
Sure

[Burr:]
And all he had to do was die

[Hamilton:]
That's a lot less work

[Burr:]
We oughta give it a try

[Hamilton:]
Ha

Eliza: Remember how we said "Stay Alive" back in that one song? Yeah. Please do that. 

Laurens: 'Polite' you say, Burr?

[Burr:]
Now how're you gonna get your debt plan through?

[Hamilton:]
I guess I'm gonna fin'ly have to listen to you

Lee: That's a shocker. 

[Burr:]
Really?

[Hamilton:]
"Talk less. Smile more."

Burr: *dryly* Ha ha

[Burr:]
Ha ha

Jefferson: Parrot 2.0

[Hamilton:]
Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the Congress floor

[Burr:]
Now, Madison and Jefferson are merciless

[Hamilton:]
Well, hate the sin, love the sinner

Seabury: Indeed. *clasps hands together* God loves all, and if you repent your sins-

King George: I forgot that he was a bishop. 

Lee: SSHHHH. Listen to Sammy talk! 

[Madison:]
Hamilton!

Madison: Ohhh. This night. 

[Hamilton:]
I'm sorry Burr, I've gotta go

[Burr:]
But...

[Hamilton:]
Decisions are happening over dinner

Madison: Oh it's this night. 

[Burr:]
Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

[Burr and Ensemble:]
Diametric'ly opposed, foes

[Burr:]
They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

[Burr and Ensemble:]
Previously closed

[Ensemble:]
Bros

Jeffmads+ Alex: We ain't bros.