Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)

The Reynolds Pamphlet

Phee: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been dreading (or waiting for)

Alex: The Reynolds Pamphlet

Entire theater: *lets out a groan that shakes the entire world to it's core*

John: AKA, Alexander Hamilton being the dumbest shit alive

Hercules: AKA, Alexander Hamilton without his squad of best friends to tell him no

Lafayette: AKA, Alexander Hamilton not having father to watch over him.

Alex: Ok you little fucking shits I get it.

[Full Company:]

The Reynolds Pamphlet

Seabury: Ooh I love this beat!

Lee: EXPOSE HIM MUHHAHAHAHAHAHHA EXPOSE HIMMM

Washington: Sorry for my rabid child he's had just a bit too much sugar today.

KG3: I have rabid children

Peggy: Are we sure you aren't the rabid child?

[Jefferson/Madison/Angelica:]
Have you read this?

Phillip: I'd be surprised if you didn't read it.

Theo: Pip, don't be mad.

Eacker: It's past.

Phillip: Weren't we about to DUEL for this shit?

Eacker: Well amongst other things but like... that's in the past.

Theo: Enemies to lovers

Eacker: Friends to lovers

Phillip: WHAT AGENDA ARE YOU ALL ON????

Theo + Eacker: the agenda of love~

[Burr/Jefferson/Madison:]
Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair
And he wrote it down right there

Angelica: On the topic of love, lovebirds

Phillip: WHAT???

Maria: That is not love. That is a red flag. That is like, a wildfire.

Peggy: Am I your forest?

Maria: Peggy you don't have leaves???

[Madison:]
Highlights!

[Hamilton/Jefferson:]
The charge against me
Is a connection with one
([With James:] James Reynolds!)
For purposes of
Improper speculation
([With Burr:] My real crime is an amorous connection with his wife)
For a considerable time
With his knowing consent

Eliza: The more I recall the more my heartrate rises.

[Madison/Burr/Jefferson:]
Damn!

[Hamilton/Jefferson/Madison:]
"I had frequent meetings with her
Most of them at my own house."

[Burr:]
At his own house!

[Madison:]
At his own house!

Lee: OK WE GET IT, IT WAS AT HIS HOUSE OH MY GOD

Seabury: Darling, I thought we were against Hamilton?

Alex: Hey???

Lee: No, I'm against repetition, not just Hamilton

Alex: Thanks?

Lee: Also I feel lowkey bad for him he's shitting on himself at this point it's actually crazy to see this downfall

Alex: I hope you die.

Lee: You first.

[Deep voice:]
Damn!

[Hamilton/Jefferson:]
"Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent
On a visit to her father."

Eliza: Had to drag me into it. 

[Madison/Burr:]
No...

[Company:]
Boooo!

Alex: Alright ok, it was a very well-written piece of literature you know???