Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)

What'd I Miss??????

Phee: Alec is still MIA, sorry gang

King George: I have lost my beloved America... and now my son and only heir to the throne... *sobs*

Phee: Yeah... Um, anyway, let's just get on to the song. 

[Company:]
Seventeen. Se-se-seventeen...
Se-se-seventeen...

Lee: 17 what? 1717? 1799? Where's the context???

Seabury: Charlie, I'm sure they'll say it soon. 

[Burr:]

1789
How does the bastard orphan

Alex: 'Cuse moi?

Burr: Not me saying it-

Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers 'til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Every American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
'Cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!

Jefferson: Me?

Washington: How many Thomas's do we know?

Jefferson: Me.

[Company:]

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home
Lord he's been off in Paris for so long!
Ah-ooh!
Ah-ooh!

[Jefferson:]

France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up
And the world still spins

Phillip: Hate to admit it, but those were some good lines.

Jefferson: Thank you. 

[Ensemble:]

Ah-ooh!

[Jefferson:]

I helped Lafayette draft a declaration

Lafayette: Oh yeah you did, I forgot about that.

Then I said, "I gotta go
I gotta be in Monticello."
Now the work at home begins...

[Ensemble:]

Ah-ooh!

[Jefferson:] 

So what did I miss?

Hercules: Let's see... AN ENTIRE WAR?!?

What did I miss?
Hmm
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
Muah
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies...
I guess I basically missed the late eighties...
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...

Maria: I don't see anything wrong with the background.

[Ensemble:]

Ah-ooh!

[Jefferson:]

There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bag down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won't you open it?

Madison: Who's Sally?!?

Jefferson: No one of importance.

Laurens: Hm, sounds like a sLaVe to me.

Peggy: Someone restrain John before he kills Jefferson.

It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved...
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York

[Ensemble:]

Headin' to New York!
Headin' to New York!

Lee: More repeating? 

Seabury: Charlie...

Lee: Sorry, sorry.

[Jefferson (Ensemble):]

Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free (Believe that we are free)
Ready to face whatever's awaiting
Me in N.Y.C. (Me in N.Y.C.)
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?

Madison: Me. 

My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond,
"What's goin' on?" (Ah-ooh!)

[Madison:]

Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?

Eliza: Imagine if it was just "Thomas we are engaged"

JeffMads: *Blushing*

Angelica: Eliza-

[Ensemble:]

Ah-ooh!

[Madison:]

Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less
Than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?

[Jefferson:]

Uh... France

Theo: Obviously, where else could he be? The OcEaN?

[Ensemble:]

Ah-ooh!

[Madison:]

We have to win

[Jefferson (Ensemble):]

Well, what'd I miss?
(What? What? What'd I miss?)
What'd I miss?
(I've come home to this?)
Headfirst into a political abyss!
(Headfirst, into the abyss!)
I have my first cabinet meeting today
(Chik-a-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way (On my way)
To get to the bottom of this...
(What did I miss? Ah ah!)

[Washington:]

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home

[Hamilton:]

Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton

Jefferson: Forgot you were a little gremlin

Alex: YOU WANNA DUEL? I GOT THE PISTOLS-

Washington: NO!

[Washington and Ensemble:]

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home

[Company:]

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!

Lafayette: Oh yeah, how was Paris?

Jefferson: It was great, thank you Laf.

[Jefferson:]

So what did I miss?

Hercules: A WHOLE WAR

Lee: HE'S BEEN ASKING THAT QUESTION ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME-

John: FREEDOM-

Phee: SHUT UP- And let's go to the next song!