Guest appearance by despair12345
Jefferson: She does know she's talking to herself right?
Despair: *Appears*
Alex: *Cat screech* WITCHCRAFT *latches unto John like a cat*
Laurens: HOLY GOD ALEXANDER
Phee: Oh that's just my friend Despair. She's guesting with us today.
King George: REPLACING MY CHILD I SEE
Phee: No?
Peggy: Hello Despair!
Angelica: Who names their child Despair?
Despair: It's my internet name :D
Eliza: What is the internet?
Phee: We're not there yet
Seabury: :(
Lee: You made the child sad.
Despair: *points at Alex* symbol of bisexualness
Alex: *Still on Laurens* What?
Despair: *points at Laurens* symbol of gayness
Laurens: What?
Lafayette: They are saying you must be together.
Hercules: Yes indeed
Maria: SHIP!
Theo: SHIP!
Washington: *smirks in the chairman of the ship*
Burr: This is going well
Madison: Yup
Despair: *Picks up john and Alex, pushes their faces together* YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! *Snaps and makes Alex wear a dress while john a suit* have fun with "sex"
Alex: What
Laurens: The heck
Eliza: You look so pretty!
Despair: Okay let's watch the next song
[King George:]
They say
The price of my war's not a price that they're willing to pay
Insane
You cheat with the French, now I'm fighting with France and with Spain
Lafayette: ANOTHER WAR?
King George: *sighs*
I'm so blue
I thought that we'd made an arrangement
When you went away
You were mine to subdue
Well, even despite our estrangement, I've got
A small query for you:
What comes next?
You've been freed
Do you know how hard it is to lead?
Washington: Yeah I know.
You're on your own
Awesome. Wow
Do you have a clue what happens now?
Oceans rise
Empires fall
It's much harder when it's all your call
All alone, across the sea
When your people say they hate you
Don't come crawling back to me
Da da da da daaaaaaa, da da da da dayyyyyyyy ya da
Da da da-da day ya daa...
You're on your own...
Burr: We were quite quiet.
Phee: Meh, it's probably because this song is more of a transition song I guess
King George: *offended*
Phee: Sorry.
Despair: It was fun to stay here :)
Phee: Well, you are welcome back anytime.
Despair: :D *Disappears*
Alex: *Finally out of dress and off Laurens* Witchcraft
Phee: Oh shut it
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
