Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)

"We Know... that we've been contacting you about your car's extended warranty"

Phee: Welcome to random updates! Hopefully this has the same magic as before, so let's get on with the next song!

Alex: SHE SAID MAGIC! SHE'S A WITCH SHE JUST CONFIRMED IT

John: *hits the back of Alex's head*

Alex: *passes out*

[Hamilton:]

Mr. Vice President
Mr. Madison
Senator Burr
What is this?

Burr: oh.

Jefferson: Oh yeah this part. 

[Jefferson:]
We have the check stubs
From separate accounts...

[Madison:]
Almost a thousand dollars, paid in different amounts...

Theo: A thousand?!

Phillip: God that's... 

Eacker: Something?

Theo: Yeah, that's a lot of money!

[Burr:]
To a Mr. James Reynolds way back in seventeen ninety-one

Maria: I'm so sorry, it's all my fault. 

Peggy: Don't say that! It was as much as Alex's fault!

Alex: *still very passed out gosh john how heavy is your swing*

Eliza: Is he... ok?

Angelica: He's ok enough.

[Hamilton:]
Is that what you have? Are you done?

[Madison:]
You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position

[Jefferson:]
Though 'virtue' is not a word I'd apply to this situation

[Madison:]
To seek financial gain, to stray from your sacred mission

[Jefferson:]
And the evidence suggests you've engaged in speculation

Seabury: Those were some good rhymes

Phee: I know right? They really roll of the tongue well.

Lee: *muttering* not as good as sammy's song.

[Burr:]
An immigrant embezzling our government funds

[Jefferson/Madison:]
I can almost see the headline, your career is done

[Burr:]
I hope you saved some money for your daughter and sons

[Burr/Jefferson/Madison:]
Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from!

Madison: I can't help but think that was a little... harsh. 

Hercules: You think.

Alex: *back from the dead* also racist you mfs

[Hamilton:]
Ha! You don't even know what you're asking me to confess

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr:]
Confess

[Hamilton:]
You have nothing. I don't have to tell you anything at all
Unless

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr:]
Unless

Laf: Brilliant rhyme!

Burr: I have to say, this musical, despite it's iffy timing on historical events, is a relatively accurate telling. Of course, you'd have to go further into history, but it's a greater introduction to a prominent member of our society. And the rhymes are just wonderful. Lyrics blend in beautifully. 

John: Did you just, compliment Alex?

Burr: Did I?

Theo: Dad's speaking in riddles again.

Eacker: Does he do that much?

Phillip: Hopefully not

Theo: *pats Phillips head* Poor child. He does that quite a lot.  

[Hamilton:]
If I can prove that I never broke the law
Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?

[Burr:]
No one else was in the room where it happened

KG3: Yay!! Another reference to an old song!!

Washington: Seems like the composer liked them

[Hamilton:]
Is that a yes?

[Jefferson/Madison/Burr:]
Um, yes

Seabury: Ooh this part sounds super silly!

Lee: SAMMY YOUR SONGS ARE GOOD TOO

Alex: With what, his one song?

Lee: *sharpens knife*

Laurens: I'm honestly surprised that I was the first one to die in the friend group and not Alex

[Burr:]
"Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
You see, it was my wife who you decided to..."

[Jefferson:]
Whaaaat

Angelica: That was a long "what"

Jefferson: I was surprised! Didn't seem to be like that kinda guy, but in politics ya gotta use all the dirt.

Eliza: Ha. Ha. 

[Hamilton:]
She courted me
Escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner
That's when Reynolds extorted me
For a sordid fee
I paid him quarterly
I may have mortally wounded my prospects

Eliza: Ah yes, because your PROSPECTS are much more important than your MARRIAGE

Alex: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY EX-WIFE

Eliza: I'm STILL SALTY

Maria: You know my husband made me do that... right?

Peggy: Ssh, don't call him that. You're not his wife anymore

 Maria: What should I call him then?

Peggy: Dead. 

Maria: What?

Peggy: Uh-

Washington: Please no murder. I can't deal with this. 

But my papers are orderly!
As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered history
Check it again against your list n' see consistency
I never spent a cent that wasn't mine
You sent the dogs after my scent, that's fine
Yes, I have reasons for shame
But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name
As you can see I have done nothing to provoke legal action
Are my answers to your satisfaction?

Phillip: If I can learn one thing from my dad, it's this: Get into trouble, but not government type trouble

Eacker: How does that make ANY sense?

Theo: Get in trouble but not that kind of trouble?

Eacker: Oh. Thanks.

Theo: No problem. I got used to people speaking incomprehensibly. 

Phillip: rude :(

[Jefferson:]
My God

Burr: That was truly a "My God" moment

Alex: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG

Herc: Uh...

Laf: We'll let him figure that one out

Alex: BESIDES CHEATING

Laurens: WHY IS THAT AN AFTERTHOUGHT?

[Madison:]
Gentlemen, let's go

[Hamilton:]
So?
  
KG3: Never leave a paper trail of your doings~

Washington: The only thing we can use is paper???

KG3: (;

[Jefferson and Madison:]
The people won't know what we know

Madison: We would have kept our word. 

Jefferson: Until the next election. 

Alex: Bruh.

[Hamilton:]
Burr!
How do I know you won't use this against me
The next time we go toe to toe?

Lee: He would. At least, I would.

Laf: We all know you would Lee

[Burr:]
Alexander, rumors only grow
And we both know what we know

Theo: That was wise. 

Herc: Burr with the sick beats again!

Burr: *mock bows* Thank you, thank you

Laurens: Ah-ah! Talk less!

Laf: Smile more!

Burr: I hate you all.