[Burr:]
How does Hamilton the short-tempered
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
Alex: I don't! I just speak my mind
Laf: Or maybe you should talk less
Hercules: Yeah bro, you've gotten us in a lot of tight situations with that mouth of yours.
[Burr/Company:]
The Adams administration!
Washington: Not this.
[Burr:]
Jefferson's the runner-up, which makes him the Vice President
Jefferson: I'm so cool *flips hair*
Madison: Very impressive.
[Jefferson:]
Washington can't help you now, no more mister nice President
[Burr:]
Adams fires Hamilton
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
King George: You really can't stay out of trouble huh.
Laurens: Please, he's a trouble magnet.
Alex: I thought you were on my side John!
Laurens: This is a new level of stupid.
[Jefferson:]
Say what?!
Angelica: Even Jefferson is surprised.
[Burr:]
Hamilton publishes his response
[Hamilton:]
Sit down, John, you fat mother[*bleep*]
Eliza: *puts her head in her hands* please have a filter
Peggy: *pats Eliza comfortingly* It's alright Betsy.
[Burr:]
Hamilton is out of control
Phillip: I gotta agree with that.
Eacker: You were the same. YOU WERE THE SAME
[Madison:]
This is great!
He's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President John Adams, the only other significant member of his party
Madison: If you only got only with him. Then maybe all of this wouldn't have happened.
[Jefferson:]
Hamilton's a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
Alex: bitch, you didn't even get the facts correct "LeT's LeT hIm KNow wHat wE kNOw"
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
Fiksi PenggemarAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
