Reverse Harem: Accidental Royalty

A Flying Furry Ball of Pain

"What are you doing here?" I asked the parade behind me. The six Princes had been following me throughout the school all morning like little ducklings.

"We have all our classes with you for the first week!" Henry shouted, and began to jump up and down. I cursed at the sky before stepping into the class room, praying this would end soon.

The minute the six bringers of death stepped in everyone went silent.

"Hello class these are the evils spirits of destruction, evil spirits of destruction this is class." I introduced, my body both physically and mentally tired.

I was sick of the hordes of screaming girls everywhere. It took us ten minutes to move just ten feet in order to get anywhere in this rotten school.

I walked to my usual seat in the back corner, plopping down my books with a loud bang.

The six poo heads introduced themselves before sitting down all around me.

"What, what are you doing? Don't sit here, go sit somewhere else, and mingle with some people. I will see enough of you everyday." I whined, shooing them away.

"But no one will talk to us." Connor said, and pointed to the other students. They all sat in shock just starring at us as if we had just crashed through the roof riding a flaming donkey, and screaming about anarchy.

Once everyone was able to move their bodies, they still couldn't take their eyes off their new classmates. I tried to ignore the envious stares, but it was a little too much.

"OMG the new HOTTIES just told me that they will soooo date you if you get all the answers right on your test." I yelled, throwing my arms in the air. Immediately their gazes were turned towards their test's, as the teenage girls scribbled with purpose.

"So, you think we're hot?" Connor asked, turning around from in front of me with a huge grin.

"No you are stupid, how else am I supposed to communicate with them." I said pointing towards the little demon barbies.

Okay they weren't all demon barbies. I was specifically referring to three people. We didn't really have a cliche system here because the school is pretty much full of geeks. But since we are human about thirty percent of the people here pay their way in, and are complete and utter dunces. Hannah, Brianna, and Carly are the three people I am referring to. I honestly didn't know I would ever meet real "mean girls" but karma really has something against me.

"You are just hiding from the truth." Oliver smirked, turning in his seat so he could face me.

"In your dreams buko." I growled. The thought of those three witches made me want to puke, and my mood has now turned sour.

"Meoooowww."

My head shot up from the test, and I looked around.

"Meooow."

The sound came again towards the right of me. I looked over to see Henry shoving something into his backpack. He face was twisted into worry as he looked as if he was scolding his book bag.

"Henry, what is-" I began, but I was interrupted by a large hairy mass b-lining for my face.

"Ghaaakkk!" I howled as a grey fat cat latched onto my head. I jumped from my seat in terror, desperately trying to pry the furry ball of pain off of my face.

"Get it off!" I screeched, my cries muffled by the beast's fat belly.

"Bob!" Henry screamed and lept from his seat chasing after me. I sprinted around the room, Henry close behind me.

I felt my foot hit a chair leg, and my body began to descend towards the ground.

You would think this is when one of the six handsome prince's would save me and we would fall in love. WRONG!

Instead William stepped aside, his eyes skimming a random book as my body continued to plummet.

The cold floor did not give me a warm welcome, as my face planted itself into the tile.

"Ow." I groaned, and I pushed myself up. I glared at Henry who was holding the ravenous cat, as he backed up slowly.

My eyes grew heavy as I pushed myself up. The room was spinning a little, but I needed to take my revenge. A rush of heat caused me to stumble and I felt a pair of arms support me.

"Get off I'm fine." I said taking a step forward. I must get my revenge.

"Maya, you can't stand." Daniel said, his arms still wrapped around me.

He scooped me up, and I tried my best to protest.

"No fair." I heard Oliver whine. I didn't understand why he would want to carry a 140 pound mass, but I was too woozy to contemplate that. These guys were strange perverts anyways.

Once we reached the nurses office I had given up trying to escape. When we left the teacher was just standing motionless, and waved as I was carried out. What kind of rule enforcer was she?

"You can go." I mumbled to Daniel as he watched the nurse take my temperature. He nodded his head and walked out giving me a glance as he walked out the door. What a weirdo.

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After ten minutes I was given some painkiller and ice. I walked towards the girls bathroom to do a little business.

The bathroom seemed empty witch made me relieved. I always felt awkward whenever someone I didn't know was in here with me.

I pushed open a stall and let out a screech.

"W-w-William. WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!" I shrieked jumping back two feet.

"Reading." He said in his usual bored tone, pointing at his book. It was like he didn't even notice how perverted it was for him to be here.

"The classroom was too noisy." He explained, and then returned to his book. Anger bubbled up inside me, as I grabbed him by the collar. I shoved him and his stupid book out of the stupid bathroom into the stupid hallway, mad at the whole stupid world.

"Have these dumbos ever gone to a school before?" I muttered to myself, leaning against the wall. I couldn't believe I had to mentor these idiots.

After calming down, I walked to my second block class. Once I entered the room I felt someone jump onto me wrapping their arms around me.

"I'm soooo sorry Maya!" Henry cried, as I tried to push him off. My body began to tip backwards, and I flailed my arms.

"Give her some space." Oliver said peeling Henry off of me. I let out a breath, and regained my balance.

"You okay?" He asked scratching the back of his neck with a small smile. I just glared at him and took a seat as far away from the possessed princes as possible.

A/N: So that's it for today. Tell me who you like the best cause I'm curious. Thanks for reading byez!