Reverse Harem: Accidental Royalty

Josh?!?

I patted my stomach savoring the last bite of the chocolate mouse coffee cake.

"I can't believe you ate the entire thing." Daniel scoffed as he mouthed fatty at me. I growled as I picked the plate up threatening to throw it him.

"Yeah I know she's like my hero." Henry said, holding a small brown cat. I smirked at Daniel as I walked over to Henry and placed my arm around him.

"See this is someone who truly appreciates my talents." I said and Henry beamed at me. I swear if I didn't know any better I would think he was ten.

He beamed up at me the biggest smile on his face. His cat jumped from his arms, hissing at me, and jumped into Daniels arms.

"And this is someone who truly appreciates how stupid your talents are." He retorted with a smirk.

"At least mine can think for himself.  All yours wants is fish and milk." I snarled.

"Well at least mine has good instincts." He spat back.

"At least mine can speak English."

"At least mine can survive in the wild."

"Mine has opposable thumbs!"

"Mine has sharp claws."

"Mine is cute."

"Mine is cuter!"

"Mine is 2000 times cuter!" I yelled our faces only inches apart, both red with anger. Connor stood behind me a tiny blush on his cheeks.

"Um, you guys..." he began

"Shut it this is important." Daniel and I yelled at the same time. we both glared at each other.

"Don't copy me you perverted greasebag." I snarled.

"Yeah right your the one copying me you fat chicken." He spat back.

"I'm not fat!"

"I'm not a pervert."

"Yes you are!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Please be quite." (Henry)

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"SHUT THE FUDGECAKES UP." Henry screamed, now holding onto his cat. Daniel and I gasped at Henry's "bad" language and bowed our heads.

We ended up having to stand in a corner for ten minutes with our heads down, as Henry lectures us.... It's was painful.

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"Maya lets do something together!"

I was sitting on the couch, still stuck in the stupid barn full of wild animals when I felt my body being lifted from the warmth of my soft blanket that I planned to steal.

"KYAAA!" I screamed, the surprise causing me to jump.

Oliver held me bridal style with a big grin on his face.

"I am a prince and shall save the princess from boredom." He shouted, ignoring my pleas.

"But I'm not bored I need to finish or I won't know if Equestria is saved by Twilight Sparkle!" I yelled reaching for the TV.

"Please I'm bored Maya and this will be a lot more fun." Oliver whined.

"What do you want to do?" I asked a vain appearing on my forehead. Oliver stood for a second before grinning.