Reverse Harem: Accidental Royalty

Grandma?.... No She's Still in Jail.

Two days after leaving the hospital I was sent back to school. My arm was in a heavy pink cast that k wanted to rip off. Not only was it annoying, but it was pink. PINK! I grumbled my way towards class late as usual.

"Mayaaaa!" I turned to see a flying mass hit me as I entered the class. Henry wailed into my shoulder wrapping me in a big hug. Even though he was short for a guy he was still a few inches taller than me. I fell backwards my back hitting the wall.

"Henry.." I said in a low growl as he jumped away from me. Most of the girls in the class were now glaring at me and I knew that I would be receiving a lot of organized passive aggressive attacks in the near future.

"Maya are you okay." Oliver said, glaring pushing Henry away. His big green eyes had lost their playfulness and were filled with worry.

"Hey look more happy your scaring me." I said poking him in the head. he jumped a little a small blush on his cheeks.

"O-okay Maya." I gave him a small smile before taking my deer in the back of the class. Daniel glanced at me and I waved to him. He nodded his head turning towards the board.

Connor was flirting with all the girls in the class and William had disappeared. Charles was helping girl who kept the "accidentally" dropping their books. I sighed as I looked over at Oliver and Henry trying to make Daniel laugh, even though their efforts were useless. he sat facing the front a sonic expression on his face, he was a master.

I leaned back in my chair resting my eyes. I was glad these dunderheads had finally settled down a bit. they seemed to do okay in school.

"Maya!" I snapped out of my daze, facing a red looking ashley. Her small body was shaking with rage her eyes glowing.

"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL!" She screamed, slamming her fist on my desk. I sweat dropped looking up at her with my most pleading eyes.

"Well you see I was, uh." Ashley just shook her head and gave me a big hug.

"Just be careful okay?" She said.

"Ms. Mayne please go back to your class." the teacher said, and she smile nodding her head.

"Okay Mr. Miller," she said before walking out of the room.

I sighed resting my head on the desk, wishing math class could become a nap class. Our fantastic teacher decided to give us a fantastic pop quiz.

"Hey Maya." I looked up to see Oliver leaning over me.

"Do you know the answer to this question." he said pointing at his quiz. I looked up at him a vain popping out of my head.

"Oliver your supposed to know this stuff, haven't you ever had a pop quiz before. You don't phone a friend." I covered my blank paper to add effect and hide the fact that I had no idea what to do either.

"But Mayaa." Oliver was interrupted by a red faced Mr. Miller. he marched over to us, his double chin turning into a triple chin. I had realized that when ever Mr. Miller got angry his chin would inflate. I always loved reading him seeing how many chins he could get. So far I had reached a world record of five.

"Maya and Oliver I will see you tomorrow at lunch. you both get zeros!" He marched off carrying both Oliver, and I's blank papers.

I glared at Oliver and the five other smirking Princes. I am going to kill them later.

After class I packed up my books trying my best to ignore the pests. I stormed out of the classroom and a large grin spread only lips.

"Attention all students! The six Princes of Yale have agreed to give the first person to take off their clothes a free kiss." I silently counted in my head before a horde of psychotic girls ran at the dweebs. I laughed, basking in the delight of sweet revenge.

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After school I picked up my bag and began to walk home. I couldn't go back to playing soccer for another week, and was happy for the break.

I chuckled to myself remembering the six dorks of Yale walking around in whatever was in the lost and found. I just couldn't get over Daniel in a shirt that was too small with a kitten on it that said kawaii.

After five minutes of walking I found myself stopping at a familiar store.

"Chocolate fudge ice cream." I drooled inching towards the store. I pulled out a crinkles five dollar bill from my pocket, just enough to get a double scoop.

As I reached for the door something hit my body and I began to fly forwards. darkness covered my vision as a bag was pulled over my head.

"What? Grandma is that you? Wait she's still in jail..." I felt a surge of terror and anger run through me.

"Let go of me you perverted creepo alien psychopaths who wish to harm my beautiful body!"

I felt arms wrap around my waist and my body being lifted off the ground. I flaws around but my legs and arms were soon bound by another set of hands...... really? Why is it always me?!?

A/n: Hello peasants! Hope you like the chapie and please vote, comment and tell me what you think. Should I maybe add in a long lost best friend, and a little jealousy? Tell me what you think and byezz!