No Slacking! Maki Zenin X Fem Reader

Random Headcanon

Imagine if one day Toge, Panda, and (Y/N) were late for training so Maki went looking for them to find them high asf off of edibles💀 and kicks their asses to make them sober up

(Maki POV)
Whats taking them so long? I sighed and went looking for them. I searched all over the school. I even went to Toge and Panda's room. (Y/N)'s was the last one left. I knocked on the door and got no answer. I was about to walk away until I heard giggling. "Shhhhh or she'll hear us." I heard Panda giggling. "Oi! Open up, I know you guys are in there!" I yelled beating on the door. I sighed and turned the lock and to my surprise it wasn't even locked. Idiots. I opened the door to see Toge reading a book, and Panda and (Y/N) giggling amongst themselves not even noticing I came in.  

I looked around the room and found a empty tray of brownies with a note beside it. It read

Here's a present for helping me out with that "thing"

Love Gojo <3

I smelled the tray and immediately dropped it. These idiots are high. Pinching the bridge of my nose I walked beside them. "Whats the meaning of this?" I asked them. They both slowly turned their heads at me. Pandas eyes were glued shut and (Y/N) was struggling keeping hers open. "Maki? You weren't supposed to be able to get in here." Panda laughed. "Lets go." I said pulling them. I looked at Toge and he nodded. "What happened to them?" I asked. "Tuna Mayo." "Edibles huh?" I asked. "Maki's mad she didn't get none~" Panda teased causing (Y/N) to wheeze.

When we got to the field I threw them down and they kept giggling. (Y/N) layed on Panda and closed her eyes and they both dozed off. "Toge, do it." He nodded. "BLAST AWAY!" When they landed on the otherside of the field we went over there and looked at them. "You guys ready to train now?" I grinned. "Maki wants to fight (Y/N)." "Lets jump her..." Panda had transformed and (Y/N) had activated her red scale technique. "Now wait a minute..." I said as Panda started chasing me making me run. (Y/N) jumped on his back, "RIDE EM COWBOY!"

-Toge stared in awe at the sight before him as the others came up. "Whats going on with them?" Megumi asked. "Tuna." Megumi flinched. "What Megumi?" Nobara asked. He had a flashback of when Gojo made him "brownies" for his birthday but he threw them in the trash. "Its nothing..." he said. "I WANNA RIDE PANDA TOO!" Yuji said running over to them and hopping on. While Nobara and Toge laughed Megumi eventually walked away muttering something about Gojo. After 10 minutes they had enough Toge used his cursed speech to stop them. Maki beat their asses and eventually they sobered up.

They drank a gallon of water each but they were still thirsty.

(Y/N POV)
"You two should be ashamed." Maki said shaking her head. "Tuna." "You almost did it too so dont try to switch teams!" Panda yelled at him while I kept drinking water. I looked at her and groaned, "lighten up Maki." I told her. I noticed Toge was helping Panda walk towards the school probably taking him to Shoko. I was about to lie on the ground until Maki tapped my head. "Wake up sleepyhead, if I cant train with them, you're next." She said smirking. The next 2 hours were the most miserable moments of my life. "Oh? You're not complaining?" She asked. "Im still high so it doesn't hurt much but it's gonna hit in the morning." I said and she sighed.

"No more eating food from Gojo unless you see him make it." She said putting her hand on my shoulder. I smiled widely at the touch and she pinched my cheek. "Cute." Maybe I should get high more often? "What was that (Y/N)?!" She said pulling my ear. "IM SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN I SWEAR!"

-Maki stayed with (Y/N) while she got munchies and eventually came down.

(Maki POV)
"You ok (Y/N)?" I asked as I noticed she was nodding off. "Yeah just sleepy." She said yawning putting her head in my lap. I smiled and ran my fingers through her hair and she eventually fell asleep. The door bursted open and there was Gojo. "AYE (Y/N)!" "Could you be any louder?" I asked. He looked at the tray and saw it was empty. "Looks like someone had fun." He said taking the tray with him. "Oh and by the way, whats wrong with panda? He's been giggly all day." "You're a idiot." I told him.

He left and Panda waltzed in still laughing and flopped on the bed putting us in the air for a few seconds. When we hit the bed again I looked at (Y/N) shocked she was still sleeping. I leaned back on Panda and fell asleep.

(Y/N POV)
"Is she sleeping?" I whispered. Panda opened his eye. "She's out." He said and I held my arm up and he high fived me. "We should do this more often."

Im sorry this was alot funnier in my head :/